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Old 04-02-2007, 12:51 AM
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I had sex with a chick once who was on 'roids

She wasn't the homecoming queen I'll say that much. She was a PE major and she had some strong ass legs with quite a grip.
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You sure it wasnt Barry Bonds in his drag suit hugo?
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Old 04-02-2007, 05:33 AM
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:01 AM
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Old 04-02-2007, 09:48 AM
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what was your pick-up line

"Hey roid chick, lets go back to my place and throw giant rocks at moving cars"
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:52 AM
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She wasn't the homecoming queen I'll say that much. She was a PE major and she had some strong ass legs with quite a grip.
This is the rule of thumb that I use:

I never date a chick who can benchpress me.
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:18 PM
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so did she donkey punch you? ****ing love when that happens
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:20 PM
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:03 PM
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No chicks were on roids in the 50's Hugo.
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:09 PM
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