I hear dogs can smell cancer and stuff

[Daddydbol]

Needless to say, I've been shoving my crotch in my dog's face non-stop just in case a nasty bout of prostate cancer crops up. Can't be too careful I always say, that is unless you're having a lot of unprotected sex with prostitutes or just South Americans in general because I think overall that's a pretty good time to be careful.