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Old 09-10-2010, 04:42 PM
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I JUST STROKED A 79 yr old WOMENS PUSSY!
The old bag across the street just celebrated her 79th Birthday, and her kids bought her a little 2 month old Kitty.

As I pulled into my driveway, she waves me over and I go inside her house.

No word of a lie.....She says "Look at my new little pussy" "Isn't he the cutest?"

I'm not a cat lover 'cause I'm extremely allergic to them....I'm thinking (and laughing) "my fcuking eyes are gonna burn, I'm gonna get a rash and my neck will swell up like King Kong Bundy's after 4 large pizzas and an anal fisting session" if I touch this little fcuker.

It's a cute little pussy and I stroked him, anyhow, and played 'Get the shoe laces' with him. It's solid black with bright yellow eyes and his name is 'Marley'.

She's Irish Jamaican and named him after the famous singer.




Tomorrow, I'm going to CostCo for a large bag of cashews......and I'm gonna invite her over to bite my nuts







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Old 09-10-2010, 04:45 PM
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hey sammy...send me all 94 of your reward points

thanks in advance
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tell her to suck the salt off the nuts first
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dont listen to be .. send me 40 of them, then send the rest to be
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Just sent '50' to bigsportsguy.....He likes ass, just like me.



be47320 seems like a FAG anyhow.
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thanks sammy!
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not very nice sammy
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Old 09-10-2010, 05:50 PM
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maybe you can get a coop and call her over to choke your chicken
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Old 09-10-2010, 05:54 PM
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thanks sammy!
Anytime, Bud!

Oh! You can have, Halladay.......We're happy with Drabek!








P.S. - Send up some 'Philly Cheese Stakes' those sum'a bitches really hit the spot!
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Just sent '50' to bigsportsguy.....He likes ass, just like me.



be47320 seems like a FAG anyhow.


right on point here sammy. good call on the second part
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duck duck goose!
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be47320 seems like a FAG anyhow.


Since your prob correct in that assesment Goose, heres 30 pts..
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:26 PM
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Since your prob correct in that assesment Goose, heres 30 pts..
Care to add, Marc Savard?!?!?!?



Just sayin' .....he'd look mighty fine next to Kessel in the Blue and White...



THX again Hus
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Creative title lol
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