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04-19-2007, 05:16 PM
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I picked up a 20 year old stripper who has a 3 year old kid lastnite
I am so not gonna call that girl. She was hot, albeit annoying as all ****ing hell and totally full of herself. She wouldn't stop talking about how much she hates it when guys tell her she's hot. I really don't know what the right thing to say in that situation is, so I kinda just kept quiet and waited until the whole thing blew over. Also, I'm really not at a point in my life where I want to wake up to the sound of cartoons being drowned out by noisy children. Not cool. She wanted to dance with me at one point and I'm not supposed to be dancing with girls while working I'm pretty sure and plus she's ****ing nuts, so I asked her for her phone number to get rid of her, which, thankfully worked out for me. On the plus side, this one girl who works at a bar I sometimes frequent and who sometimes comes into the convenience store I work at gave me her number. She's cute and oriental, which I've never done before. I'm pretty lazy so odds are I won't call her, but I don't suppose I'd overly mind boning up on my Chinese, or Japenese, or Korean, or wherever the **** she's from. Besides, meeting new people is a good thing. I feel like I'm growing as a person or something.
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04-19-2007, 05:19 PM
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40 year old virgin?
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04-19-2007, 05:20 PM
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REALLY???? man im sorry.....
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04-19-2007, 08:54 PM
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dang...
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04-20-2007, 02:01 AM
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Good Job Daddydbol A Milf And An Oriental In One Nights Work You 7 Eleven Guys Are Pimps !!!
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04-20-2007, 02:20 AM
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Just bang her dude...that all she probably wants anyway
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04-20-2007, 10:27 AM
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Apu in da hizzouse...... 
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04-20-2007, 12:58 PM
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04-20-2007, 01:02 PM
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04-20-2007, 02:31 PM
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America be berry berry good to me!!!!
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04-20-2007, 02:43 PM
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#12
04-20-2007, 10:55 PM
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maybe this will help
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04-21-2007, 07:09 AM
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What newest slurpee flavor?
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04-21-2007, 08:49 AM
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Do they still have blunt wraps at the 7-11?
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#15
04-22-2007, 10:46 PM
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pinacolada psst....you mind passing the word....your old lady keeps hanging out after hours....soliciting "favors" bad for bussiness if you get my drift
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