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Old 07-24-2006, 11:21 AM
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I want the cake

Ok here it is in a hand basket. I start practice this week and I am sure that the cake will allow me to retain more water. Its fricken HOT here so you may actually be saving my life. If anyone dies at practice I will let the papers and news media know that I made it thru practice because of Grandmas cake. I will then let them know that you were the person who gave it to me and before you know it they will be sending you money for every cake they sell. I can also imagine seeing your mug plastered on bulletin boards all around the States. You will be more famous then Jarrod from Subway and then you can thank me by sending me a cake once a week.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:26 AM
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Steel - You guys are going at it over this cake. We can only hope that someone else does not enter the race. lol

On a serious note - down here this happens way more than it should

TAMPA · A youth football league is rethinking safety requirements after two boys collapsed and died during separate summer practices this month.

Jamell Johnson, 11, and Bobby Stephens, 12, collapsed days apart after running laps at their first Tampa Bay Youth Football League practices.


Jamell died Friday, nine days after his collapse in Tampa. Bobby died July 17 in an ambulance that was taking him from a practice field in the Tampa suburbs to a nearby hospital.

The medical examiner has not released the cause of the deaths, but coaches and relatives reported both boys showed signs of heat exhaustion.

"It's just so unbelievable," said Scott Levinson, head of the football league. "We've had well over half-a-million kids go through this program and nothing like this has ever happened."

"We're looking for answers," he said. "It's an emotional time for the league."

Levinson said he will require physical exams for the league's 2,500 players next year. League rules require a team staff member to be certified in first aid and CPR.

"Maybe the coaches need additional training on looking for signs something is wrong," said Ray Yeakley, spokesman for Hillsborough County Fire-Rescue.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:29 AM
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sad story, it has happened around here also. See, now you have to send me the cake because if I die you will never be able to live with your self.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:31 AM
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I have no conscience. j/k

Actually the thread that gets the most convo (not counting hijacking) will win!

Maybe you should get your team signed up. lol
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:33 AM
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Jack, can't you hear in my typing that I am nearly starving for that cake. Put it in the mail and be done with this contest. I hope to be alive when it gets here. I have my glass of milk already for its arrival.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:34 AM
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Get all them Stiller fans together Steel.Jack will get so burned out of zig arguing why Pitt is the all time greatest team you just might win.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:35 AM
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hey steel this contest is for CAKE not CRACK !!!! lol!!!
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:38 AM
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Joey, I know deep down inside you would not be able to live with yourself if you were to win the cake. Knowing that a skinny phuck like me is starving in California. You do have a heart in that big frame don't you. Look thru all that cholesterol its in there.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:41 AM
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fyi no shit my cholesterol is 142

besides steel i need to say fat because its harder to kidnap a fat dude
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:43 AM
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I see so now you want me to get kidnapped. My wife put you up to this ?

No Steeler talk in this thread, I will NEVER win the cake if that gets started.
JACK, I need the cake, after all my B-day is next Saturday. Its also my wifes B-day. We were both born on the 29th of July. Sucks celebrating your B-day with your wife, but at least I never forget it.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:52 AM
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my birthday is in march i can make the cake last that long.......

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Old 07-24-2006, 11:55 AM
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my birthday is in march i can make the cake last that long.......

You've already eaten it and it hasn't even got there yet. March my ass...

Jack, yoru a doctor, for the health of it you should send it to the skinny guy.
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Old 07-24-2006, 12:47 PM
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is this a cake forum? what in the world is goin on with cake in here
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