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Old 02-22-2010, 01:28 PM
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My wife made the mistake of buying a half gallon of Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip yesterday. It's gone.

How do I convince cat ate it?
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Old 02-22-2010, 01:35 PM
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kill the cat and tell her it died of indigestion. solve 2 problems right there.
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Old 02-22-2010, 01:42 PM
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Old 02-22-2010, 02:24 PM
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man up and tell her u ate the whole thing, then ask her what shes gonna do about it
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Old 02-22-2010, 02:33 PM
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So I'll kill the cat, put it in the fridge, then man up and confess.

Thanks guys.
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Old 02-22-2010, 03:27 PM
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then take a shit right in the middle of the living room and tell her to clean it

might as well go all out while you can
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Old 02-22-2010, 03:51 PM
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man up and tell her u ate the whole thing, then ask her what shes gonna do about it



agree....then slap the bitch
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:02 PM
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tell her cats like milk, its obvious this is no exception. then write a note that says "next time get the gallon, meow" and put a paw print on it then sign the cats name. Attach note to empty container.
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:14 PM
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:22 PM
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man up and tell her u ate the whole thing
Then send her to the store for some more
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Old 02-23-2010, 05:24 AM
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I`ve got the same problem with Blue Bell Rocky Road ice cream. Once I start on it I can`t stop. My wife knows this and buys it for me everytime she go`s grocery shopping. I`m a lucky man that I do what I want and don`t have to make excuses to the wife. Take the advice of upinya83 & Yankee23.
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Old 02-23-2010, 05:31 AM
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