I'd Like A Seat In The No Farting Section, Please

[Keith]

Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

By Associated Press

December 6, 2006, 7:46 AM EST


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

[Will]

keith, i know u fart all the time

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Will

keith, i know u fart all the time

the secret is however, that I do not use matches to try to cover it up.

[Will]

Originally Posted by Keith

the secret is however, that I do not use matches to try to cover it up.

lol

[Deck]

cleared out a bar after I let one go on thanksgiving. Admitted to it straight up. good times.