Idiot sightings

[Ron Mexico]

They walk among us
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> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently
>had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
>the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many
>deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore
>This one was from Kingman, KS.
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> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
>ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
>lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
>Kansas City chef!
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>an
>airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
>your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
>would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened
>in Birmingham, Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
>cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker
>of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that
>it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
>"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation
>officer
>in Wichita, KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
>who was leaving the com! pany due to "downsizing," our manager commented
>cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
>spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
>stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
>strip
>Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system
>would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no
>less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
>We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>to
>unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
>instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unl ocked.
>"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I
>know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,
>Mississippi!
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>They walk among us . AND REPRODUCE!!!
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[TCD619]

i like the airport one the best. its the truth too.