If you need some new pick up lines,

[Bosox Fan]

here is a book just in time for the holidays.

'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hils. Enjoy!

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

[HAMILROCK]

Nice!

[ZoomVT]

lnmao. that was funny.
good work.

[Trossi3389]

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

LOL

[smet9772]

Well played...

[Sammy the Goose]

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only ten I see.

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Im not the best looking guy at the bar but atleast Iam not Widkat

[be47320]

dont make this rape turn into a murder

-brandon novak from jackass

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Originally Posted by be47320

dont make this rape turn into a murder

-brandon novak from jackass

heard em on stern he is out of his friggin mind

[be47320]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

heard em on stern he is out of his friggin mind

yeah, guy was unreal

[Gobbler's Knob]

Fat penguin

[jaws7]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

Im not the best looking guy at the bar but atleast Iam not Widkat

[huscroft6]

Trossi thats thebiggest avatar ive ever seen

[THE_ROOKIEEE]

Printing This When I Decide To Go Back To Visit The South

[Lukester]

Originally Posted by Sammy the Goose

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only ten I see.

That's more like me, Sammy. Guaranteed hit for my style.

I cannot imagine saying any of Bosox Fan's lines. And if I was ever that drunk to say any of them and not get a slap across the face...the gal that bites or drools on it is certainly not for me. Trashy pick-up lines imo.