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Old 12-31-2011, 12:53 PM
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I'm going out tonight

We've stayed home the last 8 out of 10 of the last New Years Eve's but I've decided were going out tonight. Out to my nieghbors house, he's having a party. I live in the Exclusive Foothills outside of Denver at the very end of civilization. My Ranch borders the Pike National forest and a few of my nieghbors actually live in the Pike National Forest. There are about 15 homes on the end of the road here and we are all getting together this year. At first I declined but decided to accept the invitation under one condition. No druken rendetions of "Red Solo Cup" tonight..This particular nieghbor likes to to that and i've had enough.. I also required that he have some Old Style on hand for me..He agreed.. Heres the guest list in order of Importance


Me n Lil Precious
Famous Local Denver Female Newscaster Ch. 7 her husband
Professer at DU, He's from Norway, and his beautiful wife
Head Doctor at a Denver Hospital and his wife
The guy the character of Chief in South Park was modeled after-Was in olympics a long time ago-Track
Female Lawyer and her husband
Nieghbor- Female, house wife & her Lawyer husband
Nieghbor- Female, recently divorced from Husband-He lives down the mountain now- He's Not attending
Owner of a local General Store and Former Bronco player
Denver's former biggest Bookmaker (retired)
My Jew friend and business partner and his gorgious wife from Peru (former prostitute)
Nieghbor- Owns local Medical Marijuana despensary
Nieghbor- ran across the country in record time in the 70's..Coast to Coast
Nieghbor- Tiler & wife
Nieghbor- Homebuilder/Construction & wife
Niegbor- Retired millionaire & wife
Nieghbor- Works at Safeway/Manager & attractive wife

And no doubt a few other people that i'm not aware of right now..

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how many times have you told us that you live ona ranch? who gives a sh*t?
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I'll be there before midnite. Dibs on the divorced woman and former prostitute. Post pics to gear me up
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And the retired millionaires wife. She'll need some lovib too
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:02 PM
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:05 PM
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Was expecting a more prestigious crowd honestly. Sounds a bit like riff raff.
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:06 PM
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I'll be there before midnite. Dibs on the divorced woman and former prostitute. Post pics to gear me up
She looks and sounds like Penelope Cruz and she refers to me as "her best friend"...My wife hates her. I fully expect to get pinched real hard and whispred to by my wife tonight..She's a former prostitute but since he brought her up here 10 years ago she's gotten her masters degree from CU and is next in line for a Princible position at the elementary school she is currently teaching at..Real thick accent..Its lovely
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:08 PM
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...listed by importance ...hhahahhahaha

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Old 12-31-2011, 01:12 PM
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Your livin the dream Playboy. I'll be wearing out my Guy Lombardo record into the wee hours. Love that dog of yours posted in the college thread. Any future hot picks for this years crop of 3yr olds for the Derby
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:16 PM
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Nieghbor- ran across the country in record time in the 70's..Coast to Coast

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My answer is usually "anyone I can, and the easy ones twice"
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