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Old 08-27-2007, 05:49 PM
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I'm an illegal alien

What rights should I expect to receive in your country?
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:51 PM
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You are entitled to ALL rights.
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:55 PM
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Why Skip?
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:59 PM
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i need your address before i can assist you with this matter.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:02 PM
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not ALL rights but most of them. You can expect all civil rights common to western countries. Other particular rights do not apply to you. You do not have a right to an education for example.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:03 PM
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i need your address before i can assist you with this matter.

lmao
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:05 PM
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you have the right to be sent back to where you came from but w/ the understanding that trying to enter again illegally will bar you from being a legal US citizen for life..
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:05 PM
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Good response ZoomVT.
How about food stamps, free medical and housing?
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:13 PM
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no food stamps (unless you are using a fake SSN; or a dead persons SSN). Free medical depends on the state or even the city really. They are under no obligation to ask yours status or report you. In some places they have the obligation to treat you; even if you cant pay right away.
Housing? yeah as long as you pay your rent on time. Most landlords dont give a shit as long as you show them the money.
The govt wont provide housing.

Ask me specifics and i should be able to help you.
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:20 PM
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i need your address before i can assist you with this matter.
too funny
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:21 PM
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:26 PM
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lmao...that episode was on comedy central yesterday
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:35 PM
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no rights

let south park tell you truth if youd like

and theres a big difference between legal immigration and the illegal variety
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:37 PM
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You don't get SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Go back to where you came from!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-27-2007, 06:38 PM
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This is a tough crowd. How about if I rape or murder someone. Can I just get deported?
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