Im Off All Week..

[truegrinder]

The wife bought me Madden 2012, and I just bought a case of PBR. I just went outside and the sun is shining beautifully, and the wind is gusting... I looked into my stocking xmas morning and what did i find. Keys to my brand new Polaris 4x4 wheeler. I rode all over the ranch and a light bulb lit up in my mind, and Mizzouri is a total lock. They win by 4 td's and i come bearing gifts so take this to your bookie and get on mizzou now! After riding the wheeler around the ranch, I decided to hit up the grocery store. Bought some pizza rolls, slim jims, hot pockets, doritos, some frozen stouffers mac n. cheese, some fruit loops cereal, and a new lighter so i can smoke the rest of my dime sack and get baked while i play madden all day and night. Then later i am going to bang my wife in the ass as i am listening to some Boyz 2 men. Its going to be a great week guys...

[grzftbl]

If you eat all that shit you might be dead by the time you get to your wifes ass.

[ParrotHead]

Honda or Yamaha 450 FTW

[Western Playboy]

Originally Posted by ParrotHead

Im Off All Week..

Did they close the car wash for the holidays?

[ma__89]

we all wanna be just like you western playfuk