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04-10-2007, 05:18 PM
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Imagine if instead of taking a dump to excrete poo we had a sac
The sac would just keep collecting fecal matter for ever and ever or until you die. Imagine how much poo you would have to drag around with you. That would blow somethin' fierce. You would probably smell bad all the time and stuff too. If the subject matter of this thread is at all offensive in any way, then please understand that that was not my intention. Rather, I was simply trying to expand the minds of today's youth. Fellow citizens, I implore you to consider what it is I'm saying and to treat every word as gospel lest your lives be forfeit. I totally wish I had the power to forfeit people's lives, I feel rather strongly I should add at this point. I'd be all, "Hey you, guess what? That life you got going on over there? You know the one. Yeah, well it's forfeit pal. Hand it over." Then I'd kick him in the crotch. Then I'd beat him with a dead bunny. A furry one too. Yeah I'm talkin' to you.
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04-10-2007, 05:21 PM
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not your best work. did the mexican backlash get in your head? this one was too forced.
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04-10-2007, 05:23 PM
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ahhhh
it shows.... yes it has....very upsetting that someone would get upset at a story from me none the less ok....good talk...be back in a few....have one in the makes
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04-10-2007, 06:54 PM
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Daddydbol,
Just curious.......... do you live in a one bedroom apartment with no windows???
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04-10-2007, 07:05 PM
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. ~ Winston Churchill Martin Luther King had a dream for black people -- Jesse Jackson & the State have a scheme for black people. ~ Rev C L Bryant
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04-10-2007, 07:17 PM
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deeabblo u hangin wit da kuukakabra...
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04-10-2007, 08:28 PM
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The GOOD: VOLS The BAD : BAMA The UGLY: GATORS/GAMECOCKS
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04-11-2007, 11:33 AM
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ppppfffffttttt....i would be so lucky as to have a one bedroom apartment as of now i currently reside at the corner of 5th and main third box on the left....wipe your feet before coming in please
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04-11-2007, 11:47 AM
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if i remember correctly, people who've had their colons removed actually have a bag that you need to change and clean from time to time when it fills... enjoy that
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04-23-2007, 11:49 AM
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pick up da dog doo...
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04-24-2007, 08:30 PM
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04-25-2007, 12:28 AM
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i was watching the howard stern yesterday and this cripple said his nurse had to stick her hand up his butt and dig his poop out. I was amazed by this.
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#13
04-25-2007, 06:24 AM
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no breakfast for me this morning
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#14
04-27-2007, 08:43 PM
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weedz could use a lil' fer tilizer...
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