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09-11-2006, 06:42 AM
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Inflatible Doll Order
The clerk asks "Male or female?"
The customer replies "Female." The clerk asks "Black or white?" The customer replies "White." The clerk asks "Christian or Muslim?" "What the hell does that have to do with anything?" the customer inquires. The clerk replies "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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09-11-2006, 03:05 PM
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Lol
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The GOOD: VOLS The BAD : BAMA The UGLY: GATORS/GAMECOCKS
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09-11-2006, 05:22 PM
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darn it i thought this was a group order where we would each get a discount
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