Italians..

[Ron Mexico]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-more
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country.. we don't speak aloud in public places
about our
sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!