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Old 12-17-2007, 09:23 AM
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In Dallas, all the media can talk about is Tony Romo's poor performance being linked to the presence of Jessica Simpson at the Cowboy/Eagles game. Their calling it "the blonde curse" saying that the last time Tony Romo played this bad was when Kerry Underwood was at the game. The media isn't capable of putting 2 and 2 together. The Cowboys came out predictably flat with very little to win in that game and Philly came to town on revenge, in a division game. That's what happened, not Jessica Simpson being at the game. The local media must be a bunch of homers and took Dallas giving 10 so they're just sore. The media masses are such asses.
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:56 AM
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i for one think it has something to do with it...

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Old 12-17-2007, 10:09 AM
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i believe it. last year i was at the game when underwood was there and it was ridiculous. JessicA Simpson is 10 times hotter and 11 times more famous....it had to affect him somewhat. I think his thumb is sprained though...


All in all though i think jason garrett called the game poorly
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:14 AM
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Ah, the term Jessica Simpson and Spread in one sentence and you can only think it's a positive, a guys is always 1-0 ATS with any chance of playing with that spread. Always.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:34 AM
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bfd, i disagree. Underwood about a million times hotter than simpson. simpson is an ugly, stupid bitch.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:38 AM
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bfd, i disagree. Underwood about a million times hotter than simpson. simpson is an ugly, stupid bitch.

you must be the member who uses the braile section in cappersmall....



are you kidding me!!???!?!?
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I have to agree with Zoom here. I am a fan of both but if I had my choice I would go with Underwood hands down. I knew Jessica in high school and she was hot then too.

BTW Zoom, Simpson might be stupid but there is no way you would turn that down.
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:02 PM
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Man, i am not sure. dont get me wrong. I used to think simpson was smoking hot. but she is not as hot as she used to be; not even close. Just how britne went down; not as bad but the same decline.
Carrie is smoking hot; and even better she is also very cute. You'd be surprised at the kind of ass i pull off; so i would actually turn down jessica; but wouldnt mind ashlee...
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:03 PM
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Man, i am not sure. dont get me wrong. I used to think simpson was smoking hot. but she is not as hot as she used to be; not even close. Just how britne went down; not as bad but the same decline.
Carrie is smoking hot; and even better she is also very cute. You'd be surprised at the kind of ass i pull off; so i would actually turn down jessica; but wouldnt mind ashlee...


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Old 12-17-2007, 12:24 PM
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part in red is pretty laughable... lol

i dont know if you have been in a cave but after her operations, ashlee looks a lot better than jessica.
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Enough said. But that is your own personal taste zoom. I know some chicks who are really hot but just how fing stupid they are, just turns me away from them. So i know what you are saying, but jessica just does it for me for some reason.
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Yeah it's amazing Jessica used to be smoking hot and her sister was the ugly duckling. Now Ashlee is actually hotter than her sister. Underwood beats them both though. I'm not like Zoom though, I wouldn't turn down Jessica Simpson.
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Enough said. But that is your own personal taste zoom. I know some chicks who are really hot but just how fing stupid they are, just turns me away from them. So i know what you are saying, but jessica just does it for me for some reason.

prob cuz u went to higschool with her
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