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Old 08-10-2007, 11:08 AM
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Jeter gives Alba the gift that keeps on giving???

Entertainment world rumor mill--Jeter gave Alba herpes!!!



Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend
August 10, 2007

Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend, it has been claimed.

The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.

Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.

Seventy per cent of herpes spreading is said to happen when there is no sign of infection, according to a US STD awareness campaign.

Jessica, 26, recently split from lover Cash Warren because he wouldn't marry her.

The 'Sin City' actress, who reportedly called time on their two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation last month, grew tired of waiting for the movie producer to propose.

A source said: "He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's as simple as that. It's kind of cold that people are saying she has just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

The pair met on the set of the first 'Fantastic Four' film in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director's assistant.
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:11 AM
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:11 AM
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lol i'd marry her in a second...now that she has herpes...maybe 2 seconds
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:38 AM
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i gave a girl herpes in exchange for siphilus
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:48 AM
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i gave a girl herpes in exchange for siphilus
You got ripped off, shortchanged.

Herpes is equal in value to syphilis and gonorrhea.

She owes you gonorrhea.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:37 PM
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i gave a girl herpes in exchange for siphilus


sounds like something done in that cow town lubbock
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:47 PM
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She owes you gonorrhea.
i had this once.. i went looking for the bitch. The giant suave Q-Tip up the pee pee was not fun.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:49 PM
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i had this once.. i went looking for the bitch. The giant suave Q-Tip up the pee pee was not fun.

guess you wont be a big fan of a catheter if it was necessary
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:50 PM
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sounds like something done in that cow town lubbock

its a rap song. please chekc out the slim slady lp
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guess you wont be a big fan of a catheter if it was necessary
You could always amputate.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:51 PM
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its a rap song. please chekc out the slim slady lp

i dont listen to such crap...but still sounds like something that would be done in a place like lubbock
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:52 PM
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You could always amputate.


would be okay for you perhaps....but for trossi..dude has a chick to think about...you could always become a bottom
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guess you wont be a big fan of a catheter if it was necessary
Nope had one of those too when i broke my femur after surgery. that wasnt fun either !!
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:54 PM
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would be okay for you perhaps....but for trossi..dude has a chick to think about...you could always become a bottom
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:55 PM
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The giant suave Q-Tip up the pee pee was not fun.
It was 30 years ago but.Twice.Once to test and once to see if the 50 antibiotic cocktail worked.I learned not to stick my dick into just any olpussy
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