Jimmy K Rants (Episode 2)

Jimmy K · #1 09-13-2006, 10:35 PM

I was sitting at work today and noticed something that really pisses me off. A girl, probably mid-20's walks in and she has one of those baby t's on, this is usually a good thing as they can look really hot on a hot chick. The problem was that this girl was not hot, she was a good 50lbs heavier than she should have been, yet she wears a shirt that she has no f'ing right to wear. I cannot tell you how much this pisses me off. I think a law needs to be written wear if a fat chick wears clothing she needs to be ticketed with a hefty fine, maybe based on weight. I don't know how you'd calculate it, but a weight based ticket could be in the thousands for some of these f'ing heffers that think they look like Britney Spears. I'm not talking about the Brit of today, I'm talking the "Toxic" Britney, the pre-Kfed Britney. Anyway, I digress, these freakin gamma moo's need to realize that they are fat and stop dressing thin, they do not know the damage they are doing. Little children cry in their presence, grown men are afraid to go to sleep because the nightmares will come back. I implore everyone to take action whenever you see these moo's walking around, it is our duty to let them know that they must not wear little clothes. I mean come on, you don't see Chinese people wearing kilts, why? I'll tell you why, because they aren't f'ing Scottish, they are Chinese and they don't wear kilts! So, fat women really need to take a cue from this and not wear hot girl clothing. You know if I wanted to find some rolls I'll hit up the bakery I don't need to find them coming out of your clothing. And, this doesn't stop with t-shirts, it goes deeper, from the gym where you get the women who used to weigh 250 lbs and now only weigh in at 230 so they think they can wear tank tops and shorts or the one's that go to the beach and really think that they are hot and wear string bikini's. I don't know where they come up with this shit, I mean seriously, if I were to stand on the scale and the thing said "1person at a time please" I know that I should be wearing bigger clothes, I'm not going to go out in a tube top and koolats! And's it's not like these women are Stevie Wonder and can't see themselves in the mirror, I mean do some fat women live in fun houses with the crazy mirrors and they have a distorted view of themselves? It is really the only thing I can think of that can cause this distortion of reality that they seem to have. Well, whatever the cause, the shit needs to stop. Hot girls need to dress hot, plain girls need to dress plain, and fat girls need to cover the f*ck up. In the words of Dennis Miller "That's my opinion, I could be wrong"

Tune in next time for my next rant...

Jimmy K

Romanowski · #2 09-13-2006, 10:37 PM

I had a discussion about this very same thing with one of my boys...

like 7 years ago

Jimmy K · #3 09-13-2006, 10:41 PM

Hopefully you agree with me on this subject

Romanowski · #4 09-13-2006, 10:43 PM

absolutely bro

The Judge · #5 09-13-2006, 11:40 PM

I think Jimbo has a fatty fetish.

jaypasco · #6 09-14-2006, 12:54 AM

how were her tits though jimmyk? were they big?

Big Pimpin · #7 09-14-2006, 03:51 AM

Maybe she would be hot if she lost 150 elbows

dave nz · #8 09-14-2006, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy K

I was sitting at work today and noticed something that really pisses me off. A girl, probably mid-20's walks in and she has one of those baby t's on, this is usually a good thing as they can look really hot on a hot chick. The problem was that this girl was not hot, she was a good 50lbs heavier than she should have been, yet she wears a shirt that she has no f'ing right to wear. I cannot tell you how much this pisses me off. I think a law needs to be written wear if a fat chick wears clothing she needs to be ticketed with a hefty fine, maybe based on weight. I don't know how you'd calculate it, but a weight based ticket could be in the thousands for some of these f'ing heffers that think they look like Britney Spears. I'm not talking about the Brit of today, I'm talking the "Toxic" Britney, the pre-Kfed Britney. Anyway, I digress, these freakin gamma moo's need to realize that they are fat and stop dressing thin, they do not know the damage they are doing. Little children cry in their presence, grown men are afraid to go to sleep because the nightmares will come back. I implore everyone to take action whenever you see these moo's walking around, it is our duty to let them know that they must not wear little clothes. I mean come on, you don't see Chinese people wearing kilts, why? I'll tell you why, because they aren't f'ing Scottish, they are Chinese and they don't wear kilts! So, fat women really need to take a cue from this and not wear hot girl clothing. You know if I wanted to find some rolls I'll hit up the bakery I don't need to find them coming out of your clothing. And, this doesn't stop with t-shirts, it goes deeper, from the gym where you get the women who used to weigh 250 lbs and now only weigh in at 230 so they think they can wear tank tops and shorts or the one's that go to the beach and really think that they are hot and wear string bikini's. I don't know where they come up with this shit, I mean seriously, if I were to stand on the scale and the thing said "1person at a time please" I know that I should be wearing bigger clothes, I'm not going to go out in a tube top and koolats! And's it's not like these women are Stevie Wonder and can't see themselves in the mirror, I mean do some fat women live in fun houses with the crazy mirrors and they have a distorted view of themselves? It is really the only thing I can think of that can cause this distortion of reality that they seem to have. Well, whatever the cause, the shit needs to stop. Hot girls need to dress hot, plain girls need to dress plain, and fat girls need to cover the f*ck up. In the words of Dennis Miller "That's my opinion, I could be wrong"

Tune in next time for my next rant...

Jimmy K

dave nz · #9 09-14-2006, 05:02 AM

Jimmy,

You would be amazed how many people who are in terrible shape are actually deluded and actually see themselves as reasonably fit.

Jimmy K · #10 09-14-2006, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

Maybe she would be hot if she lost 150 elbows

lol

JeromeFromSoutheast · #11 09-14-2006, 06:49 AM

Agree with this 100%

Everyone has mirrors.... LOOK in them... you KNOW if you're fat nasty.... dress appropriately

Jimmy K · #12 09-14-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeromeFromSoutheast

Agree with this 100%

Everyone has mirrors.... LOOK in them... you KNOW if you're fat nasty.... dress appropriately

It's topics like these that unite the country

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