Jimmy K "The Rants" Episode IV

[Jimmy K]

I was driving down the highway a couple days ago on my way back from NYC, and as usual traffic sucked more dick than Las Vegas whore after a superbowl weekend bachelor party. That wasn't so much the problem, the problem was that as usual a couple dipshit motorcyclist clowns decided that they are allowed to drive in between the cars. This shit has got to stop, I'm sick and tired of these f'ing wannabe's acting like they own the road. Let me tell you something about the average "bike rider" these days, they are nothing more than two-bit david hasselhoff wannabe's! You can always spot these queers when you see them in public. They are either walking into a bar with their helmets on top of their heads, and sometimes when they do this they don't even have their f'ing bikes with them. It can be the middle of January, five feet of snow on the ground and a group of these queers will walk into a bar with their helmets with them, when you know full well that they came together in a Jetta. You can also find these jackasses gathered together in the parking lot of your closest supermarket, they actually gather to look at each others bikes and just sit on them, nothing more. Well, perhaps they jerk each other off, but for the most part they just sit on their bikes and looks like idiots. And, they all have the same f'ing bike! What the f*ck are these idiots checking each others bikes out for when they can just look at their own? And, that is another really queer thing, they all have the same bike, you'll see a group of 20 people with the same Ninja, usuually the same color as well. You can also tell who these people are because when they go out, they all have the same haircuts, wear the same clothes and none of them ever leave the bar with girls, they leave together just as they came and they all start up their bikes and follow each other out like puppies. Sometimes, they even just start their bikes and then sit on them in front of the bar and think that they are cool. When they drive on the highway they drive in packs and really don't have any apparent destination, I really believe that these idiots actually drive up and down the 95 just because they think they are cool. And, whenever one of these clowns get seperated from the pack in town and are at a light they have to rev the engine and ask the car next to them if they want to race. I actually saw some douche bag rev his engine and try to race an elderly couple in their 1975 Pinto!

Now, back to the original reason these idiots piss me off in the first place. I cannot stand when these idiots drive in between cars on the highway. I swear if I had a shitty car I would open my f*cking door everytime one of these assholes tried driving by me and then while they were in the hospital recovering from hitting my door at 60 mph I'd sue their asses for hitting my door. These pricks need to be taught a lesson door by door. Maybe if it happened enough we could get em all in the same hospital and make sure that they all have matching bandages since they love to look and do everything the same as each other. One thing that wouldn't get hurt during their adventures into peoples car doors are their penises because none of them obvously have much to show and thus the "big dick" complex that they all have, which is why they all act the way they do.

I implore everyone to help society one car door at a time!

Again, this is just my opinion, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.....

[jaypasco]

people trying to hard in main street these days with essays and shit they spend days writing.

[Romanowski]

jimmyk the rants are coming to frequently

prozak?

[sportsfan]

Jimmy K, it is called splitting lanes or making use of space on congested freeways. Try that door thing on me and I will show you why some of of "wannabes" carry concealed weapons.

That is all.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by sportsfan

Jimmy K, it is called splitting lanes or making use of space on congested freeways. Try that door thing on me and I will show you why some of of "wannabes" carry concealed weapons.

That is all.

Trust me, you split lanes and drive into a door you ain't getting up.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

people trying to hard in main street these days with essays and shit they spend days writing.

jay, get a life.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by Romanowski

jimmyk the rants are coming to frequently

prozak?

i've been on a nice roll.

[CorkJuice]

i refuse to read this please use double spacing/paragraphs moving forward and i still probably wont read but at least it will help others, thx jimber,

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

i refuse to read this please use double spacing/paragraphs moving forward and i still probably wont read but at least it will help others, thx jimber,

i wasn't even sure that you could read. good to see the hooked on phonics worked for you too! maybe you'll get casted in their next commercial. good luck with that.

[Jahred]

wwjd = what would jimmy do

[The Judge]

Jimbo, I hear they are having great success these days with lobotomies. If the meds aren't working, it might be something to consider.

[Big Pimpin]

Jimmy mad because he can't ride one

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by The Judge

Jimbo, I hear they are having great success these days with lobotomies. If the meds aren't working, it might be something to consider.

nah, I prefer to stick with non-medicated and non-lobotomy life, but if I ever change my mind I'll be sure to consult you on who the best doctor may be.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

Jimmy mad because he can't ride one

yeah, it's really hard to ride a motorcycle BP, take's tons of skills. That's why most of the people who ride the crotch rockets are heart surgeon's.

[Big Pimpin]

Originally Posted by Jimmy K

yeah, it's really hard to ride a motorcycle BP, take's tons of skills. That's why most of the people who ride the crotch rockets are heart surgeon's.

obviously I was right