Jimmy K's Rants (Episode 3)

[Jimmy K]

You know what really pisses me off? Well, I'll tell you. What really pisses me off are these f'ing white guys who think they are black. You know who I'm talking about, in fact a few of you may be sitting there right now reading this in your Rocca Wear shirt and pants that don't fit you. These white guys piss me off for several reasons, first of all, they aren't black, so don't act black. You don't see Norwegian folks dressing up in head dresses and sleeping in tee pees do you? No you don't, you know why, cuz they ain't Indians, they are f'ing Norwegian and they know it and they like it!

I'm sick and f'ing tired of seeing these dip shit white kids wearing pants that can fit a family of four that are hanging down at their knees. Do these people actually think that this is a "cool" style? I mean how f'ing dumb can you be? I don't even think it's cool for black people to wear shit like that, but it's ten times worse for a white guy. And enough with the baseball caps slanted on your head, you don't look cool, you look like Kevin Federline, and he's a f'ing tool, so if your goal is to look like a tool keep it up, if not cut that shit out. And can these dumb ass white teenagers stop blasting tupac and 50 cent and actually try to rap while they are playing it? F'ck, Eminem pops off and now every white kid in America thinks he can rap, if you people want to see what a white guy looks like rapping, just watch a replay of the teen choice awards and K-Fed get laughed at while he raps about being the luckiest guy on the planet for somehow landing grade A ass. And another thing, start speaking english again! I swear if my child ever starts speaking in ebonics, I will beat him with his own shoe until he stops it. Nothing's worse than hearing a rich white kid from a prep school in Connecticut talking like a gangsta from Compton. You kids don't sound cool, you sound like f'ing morons, and it's not only me who thinks it, every girl you'd ever want to f*ck thinks you look like an ass and I bet you every black guy you know wants to kick your ass because you sound like a white guy trying to be black!

Now some of you may be saying, "calm down jimmy, the kids are just copying the black hip hoppers on mtv", I don't buy it. You know who these kids are copying, Justin Timberlake! JT is the whitest person this side of albinoism and he somehow went from pop star to Michael Jackson wannabe. If I hear that mother f*cker say "what up dawg" one more time I will have Lance bitch slap him! And the worst part is that when push comes to shove, he's a bitch. I know you all saw when he got punk'd and cried to his mom like a little girl. Bye Bye Bye Justin!

Let me explain something to all these white chumps, you are white, you will always be white, no matter how many Sean Jon clothes you buy, no matter how high you turn the bass up, no matter how many Biggie tributes you go to you will always be no rhythem having cracka ass crackers, you can't help it, accept it and love it. I'm white and I'm proud, I'm proud that I can't rap, I'm proud that my clothes fit, I'm proud that my treble is turned up higher than my bass.

Again, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong! But, I really doubt it....

[Romanowski]

most of these guys arent that cool except seannie mac

[goterps74]

LMAO

Is this about Seannie Mac???

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by goterps74

LMAO

Is this about Seannie Mac???

lol, after I posted I thought I'd be asked that. But, no it's not about him. It's about Dr. Jack, haha, j/k

[Will]

I wear Abercrombie Hulkster, my dad would kick my ass if i wore that garbage

[The Illuminati]

piss me off for several reasons, first of all, they aren't black, so don't act black. ---

there is no such thing as acting black.....thats an ignorant statement...its just people with personal issues that are weak and lack character.....how many people u know that aren't rich but lease a fancy car and put on suits and ties to go out to a club and waste their whole paycheck....its the same thing....juss that it doesn't "bother" u as much.....

people are people...life is strange....don't waste ur time being bothered by other people and be your own man

[sportsfan]

social classes are stronger than ever here in good ol' USA

[Big Pimpin]

interesting

[Seanie Mac]

lol

jim is roc a wear, not rocca wear lol. i have the ability to switch styles though, i adapt to my surroundings, like a gecko.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by The Illuminati

piss me off for several reasons, first of all, they aren't black, so don't act black. ---

there is no such thing as acting black.....thats an ignorant statement...its just people with personal issues that are weak and lack character.....how many people u know that aren't rich but lease a fancy car and put on suits and ties to go out to a club and waste their whole paycheck....its the same thing....juss that it doesn't "bother" u as much.....

people are people...life is strange....don't waste ur time being bothered by other people and be your own man

dude, you need to calm down. i write these things for fun, you are way too uptight. perhaps you have some sean john hanging in your closet that you want to tell us about...

but actually, no people who buy nice cars and nice clothes don't bother me because they are kept up. the guys i'm talking about look like a bunch of assholes.

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by Seanie Mac

lol
like a gecko.

do you save people up to 15% on car insurance as well?

[Bobtheicon]

Bass sounds good with Rock too.

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by Jimmy K

You know what really pisses me off? Well, I'll tell you. What really pisses me off are these f'ing white guys who think they are black. You know who I'm talking about, in fact a few of you may be sitting there right now reading this in your Rocca Wear shirt and pants that don't fit you. These white guys piss me off for several reasons, first of all, they aren't black, so don't act black. You don't see Norwegian folks dressing up in head dresses and sleeping in tee pees do you? No you don't, you know why, cuz they ain't Indians, they are f'ing Norwegian and they know it and they like it!

I'm sick and f'ing tired of seeing these dip shit white kids wearing pants that can fit a family of four that are hanging down at their knees. Do these people actually think that this is a "cool" style? I mean how f'ing dumb can you be? I don't even think it's cool for black people to wear shit like that, but it's ten times worse for a white guy. And enough with the baseball caps slanted on your head, you don't look cool, you look like Kevin Federline, and he's a f'ing tool, so if your goal is to look like a tool keep it up, if not cut that shit out. And can these dumb ass white teenagers stop blasting tupac and 50 cent and actually try to rap while they are playing it? F'ck, Eminem pops off and now every white kid in America thinks he can rap, if you people want to see what a white guy looks like rapping, just watch a replay of the teen choice awards and K-Fed get laughed at while he raps about being the luckiest guy on the planet for somehow landing grade A ass. And another thing, start speaking english again! I swear if my child ever starts speaking in ebonics, I will beat him with his own shoe until he stops it. Nothing's worse than hearing a rich white kid from a prep school in Connecticut talking like a gangsta from Compton. You kids don't sound cool, you sound like f'ing morons, and it's not only me who thinks it, every girl you'd ever want to f*ck thinks you look like an ass and I bet you every black guy you know wants to kick your ass because you sound like a white guy trying to be black!

Now some of you may be saying, "calm down jimmy, the kids are just copying the black hip hoppers on mtv", I don't buy it. You know who these kids are copying, Justin Timberlake! JT is the whitest person this side of albinoism and he somehow went from pop star to Michael Jackson wannabe. If I hear that mother f*cker say "what up dawg" one more time I will have Lance bitch slap him! And the worst part is that when push comes to shove, he's a bitch. I know you all saw when he got punk'd and cried to his mom like a little girl. Bye Bye Bye Justin!

Let me explain something to all these white chumps, you are white, you will always be white, no matter how many Sean Jon clothes you buy, no matter how high you turn the bass up, no matter how many Biggie tributes you go to you will always be no rhythem having cracka ass crackers, you can't help it, accept it and love it. I'm white and I'm proud, I'm proud that I can't rap, I'm proud that my clothes fit, I'm proud that my treble is turned up higher than my bass.

Again, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong! But, I really doubt it....

Another quality posting which I agree with

[robertg]

its just generational differences, but being older, just like my parents didn't understand what my generation did, I am certainly baffled by this generation.
In addition to the wannabees, i am sickened by all the tatoos(on girls especially). why would you want graffiti on your body? And finally, imo,
MEN DON'T WEAR EARINGS,OR NOSE RINGS, OR HAVE THEIR TOUNGUES PIERCED!

[Jimmy K]

Originally Posted by robertg

its just generational differences, but being older, just like my parents didn't understand what my generation did, I am certainly baffled by this generation.
In addition to the wannabees, i am sickened by all the tatoos(on girls especially). why would you want graffiti on your body? And finally, imo,
MEN DON'T WEAR EARINGS,OR NOSE RINGS, OR HAVE THEIR TOUNGUES PIERCED!

I am in this generation and I don't understand it, some teens and twenty somethings are just f'd up.