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RanPicks · #1 11-14-2008, 07:50 AM

Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Management

ZoomVT · #2 11-14-2008, 08:24 AM

lol. its so stupid is funny.
i wont get much into it here... the election is over; but maybe now that people are "resigned" to Obama as president they should look deeper into the policies to know what to expect for sure instead of what they have been told by the GOP and Fox News.

I know that my company cannot f*cking wait for Obama to get in the white house. Small businesses benefit the most. we are even hiring people just to take advantage of the tax break for hiring here, as well as the break for insurance as we provide 100 % paid full coverage.

whatever... im just sick of the divisive sh*t. election is over and we should get behind the president until he proves he is unfit and an idiot (like Bush did within a few months).

rjb1816 · #3 11-14-2008, 08:27 AM

joke?

i guess the funny part is they only had to lay off 6 people...better situation than a majority of companies right now

RanPicks · #4 11-14-2008, 09:47 AM

no matter who the president... there will always be jokes... I like em all - Rep or Dem

There will never be a "good" president again... someone will always be taking a swipe at them... I'll stick to my day job... those before and after pics tell the story... can't wait to see if Barry gets any grays... lol