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09-22-2008, 10:41 AM
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Joke of the Day
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this .) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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09-22-2008, 10:44 AM
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When I saw the title, I thought this was going to be about the Patriots
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09-22-2008, 10:47 AM
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lol... you have a homer sense of humor...
what a game yesterday - looked like yardball - Miami schooling them like that...
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09-22-2008, 10:47 AM
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good one ran.....
I got one too why do lesbians drink diet coke?
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09-22-2008, 10:48 AM
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09-22-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
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09-22-2008, 10:50 AM
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fat and thirsty...
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peace 2011 NFL 36-22-4 all games NCAAFB 28-14-1 Bowls 9-11-1 Nfl playoffs...5-5-1 Last edited by Bozzie; 09-22-2008 at 10:53 AM.
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09-22-2008, 10:51 AM
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09-22-2008, 10:52 AM
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Joke (2):
An older lady goes to a plastic surgeon for obvious reason... face lift... Doc says he has a new procedure that is self fixing and can be done by the patient once the first procedure is done... "I'll put a little knob on top of your head (really small), when you need a little fix up, just turn it a little, and there you go..." Well, after a some years passed, the lady had some bags under here eyes and couldn't get rid of them by turnign the knob... So, she went back to the doc and told him about the bags... Doc: "Lady, those aren't bags underneath your eyes, those are you tits.." Lady: "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about this beard I have now..."
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