Joke for Jack

[RanPicks]

What does smoking cigarettes and licking p*ssy have in common?

The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt!

[RanPicks]

Years ago when I, well ok last week when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the
expression "Bull Sh**" As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?

A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or
just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The dictionary
defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nonsense

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in
the future. When I have the need to express those feelings, I will use the
word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That is just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It really packs
a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly expresses
our feelings. If enough of us use it, possibly we can get the word in the
dictionary. And that would be an excellent legacy for the Speaker of the
House.