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09-18-2006, 12:52 PM
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A Joke For The Upcoming Jewish Holiday Of Rosh Hashanah
Rosh Hashanah
A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Rosh Hashanah. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light eight candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "that's Hanukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat those big crackers?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "that's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jews - you're so good to your help."
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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09-18-2006, 01:24 PM
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LMAO
BP will love this joke
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09-18-2006, 02:17 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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09-06-2007, 02:03 PM
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BUMP...since it is at sometime within a few months??
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09-06-2007, 02:16 PM
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#6
09-06-2007, 02:30 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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