Jokes!

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lets share some good jokes... here are few i like..

Women are like Blackberry's, You get them BOLD, slim with a CURVE, bitchy like a bloody STORM and rare like a PEARL!


Two blonde got into heated argument. First blonde got very angry & shouted: "Kiss my ass!". Second replied: "Listen, we're fighting.. Dont try to be romantic!

life iz much lyk Facebook.. Ppl wil like your problemz n comment, but no one gonna solve dem.. Bcoz evrybody seemz so buzy in updating der own

[Cali Roots]

A guy walks into his beroom with a sheep under is arm. His wife is laying in bed. The husband says, "this is the pig I have been sleeping with". The wife, says "that is not a pig, it is a sheep". The husband says to his wife, I was faking talking to you!

[HAMILROCK]

Why did the boy fall off the swing?


He didn’t have any arms.

[HAMILROCK]

Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Because the grass tickles their balls!

lol

[RanPicks]

What's the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blow job?

you don't know?





Wanna go to McDonalds?

[HAMILROCK]

Why don’t Canadians have group sex?


Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

[HAMILROCK]

How do you kill 100 flies at once?


Hit an African with a shovel.

[HAMILROCK]

Why don't you eat out a women first thing in the morning?


You ever eat grilled cheese.

[new york knight]

why do blacks smell ?

so the blind can hate them too !

not racist but love that 1 !!!

[the penguin]

3 dogs are in a vets office. 1st dog ask the 2nd dog what hes in for. 2nd dog says," my owner came home yesterday and i was chewing on his best pair of shoes. he got really pissed and hes brought me here to have me put down".
1st dog says," no shit !!!! me too".
they look at the 3rd dog and ask what are you here for. the 3rd dog says," well, my owner likes to do housework in the nude. yesterday she was vacuuming and bending over to get under the table, bending over to get under the couch and shes driving me crazy. i just couldnt take it any more so i jumped up, ran across the room and knocked her to the floor. i climbed on her and had the ride of my life".
1st dog says," no shit !!! so your getting put down too"?
3rd dog says," no, shes having my nails trimmed".

[the penguin]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

Why did the boy fall off the swing?


He didn’t have any arms.

how did helen keller burn her fingers? she was tring to read a waffle iron.

[HAMILROCK]

Originally Posted by the penguin

how did helen keller burn her fingers? she was tring to read a waffle iron.

Nice!

[Lukester]

a few good ones ^^^ already.

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You can always spot a Jewish guy on Sundays putting a dollar bill in the basket and taking four quarters back...

...but the Frenchman stands out the most on Sundays--putting a $5 bill in the basket and take out two $20 bills!!!

Woo-Hoo!!!

[JR7302001]

White guy, black guy, and a polish guy. They all want to marry the farmer's daughter.

The farmer said, "If you want to marry my daughter, you have to jump off the barn, hop over the fence, and **** a cow".

The white guy jumped off the barn, never made it over the fence.

The black guy jumped off the barn, never made it over the fence.

The polish guy jumped off the barn, hopped over the fence and ****s a cow.

The farmer then comes up and says congrats you can marry my daughter.

The polish guy says **** that I want the cows!!!