Jokes about NFL Teams

[FX4233]

After a great win over Dallas, I thought this would be a good time to post, as a big eagles fan my dad sent me this email, hopefully we'll prove him wrong, but some of the jokes work for any team you insert in. Enjoy

The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia. For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

THANK GOD FOR OUR WORLD SERIES WINNERS THE PHILLIES !!!!!!!!

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

those are some of the oldest jokes in the book but what the hell we still whupped the Cowgirls

[FX4233]

Honestly though I think we got a shot, our record could be so much better, we should have one the first dallas game, we should have won chicago (red zone problems with westbrook out) were a better team than washington yet they beat us twice, and the stupid tie. I know it's all woulda coulda shoulda but hopefully we can take it as motivation and make a run. Everything good happened for us yesterday, I think it can continue

[westcoastO]

with westbrook healthy the NFC really is wide open, don't care what anyone says

[FX4233]

I totally agree, every game now depends if McNabb shows up