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11-10-2006, 02:26 PM
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Jokes women love
Warning: These jokes are in poor taste and are probably pretty offensive. Read at your own risk. Please do not take this too seriously. They are only jokes. They made me laugh and I thought some here might get a kick out of them.
3 women walking on the beach uncover a bottle, rub it, and out pops a genie. Genie says, I've been trapped in the bottle for 1,000 years and will grant each of you 1 wish. First woman says - "I want to be smart". Genie snaps his fingers - "Now you are smart". Second woman says - "I want to be even smarter than her". Genie snaps his fingers - "Now you are smarter than her". Third woman says - "I want to be smarter than both of them put together". Genie says "no, seriously, I can't do that..." Then he thinks for a minute and says "Wait - Yes, I can"; snaps his fingers and turns her into a man. 
Last edited by Bobtheicon; 11-10-2006 at 02:30 PM. 
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#2
11-10-2006, 02:34 PM
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I had 2 more in here, but was afraid that my warning wasn't enough.
They are pretty funny though. Maybe basement jokes.
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#3
11-10-2006, 02:44 PM
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dont be scared, lets hear them
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#4
11-10-2006, 02:48 PM
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What to 10,000 battered women have in common?
... They don't listen
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11-10-2006, 02:53 PM
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received three hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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11-10-2006, 02:55 PM
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What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?
When they remove half the brain.
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#7
11-10-2006, 02:56 PM
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One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
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#8
11-10-2006, 02:59 PM
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why don't women wear watches?
there's a clock on the stove
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#9
11-10-2006, 03:27 PM
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing,she has already been told twice Why do brides wear white? Because the dishwasher should always match the appliances
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Violence rules the day....... Dead Souls----they keep calling me My mind is playing tricks on me 
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11-10-2006, 03:44 PM
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 Good Stuff!!
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11-11-2006, 04:24 AM
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how do you make your dishwasher shovel your driveway?
hand her a shovel what happens when your dishwasher breaks? kick her what do you call a woman walking across the street? who cares why is she out of the kitchen how come nasa hasnt sent any women to the moon? it doesnt need to be cleaned yet
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11-12-2006, 10:53 AM
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a woman is standing naked in front of a mirror. She says" honey when i look at myself in the mirror, all i see is someone fat, ugly, and disgusting. give me a compliment to make me feel good about myself." He thought for a moment and replied "there's f^&k all wrong with your eyesight."
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#13
11-12-2006, 11:35 AM
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Quote:
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FIRE MILLEN!
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