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Old 03-24-2007, 07:15 PM
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Talking Junkyard to Amuement park

I currently own 3 Junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark and also am Looking to purshase 3 more but I can't right now because the damn USC Trojans cost me 5 Dimes last night , but I will win that money back soon maybe even tonight if Kansas can come back. Anyways Boys , I own these junkyards , and really all thats in them right now is a bunch of junk,old cars and stuff but my idea is too turn these junkyards into amusement parks.

I would make old cars into rides and dig tunnels and sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and even Zebras because I am also a big time Hunter and travel to Africa all the time and have connections all over the world. I am a big time gambler, who has been down on his luck but soon I will be on top again.

Boys , I'll be honest with you , I don't want to get off on the wrong foot from the beginning so like my granny says honesty is the best. I'm 5'4 , 287 lbs , I wear a hairpeice and I have 2.5 inch pecker and haven't been laid in 11 years , but when I used to be in top form I would get chunky latin chicks all the time and they would call me a Stud and Big Papa and other kinky stuff, but I think if this idea goes over well ,I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks , they will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole Idea and they will be impressed and I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself.

I will have Bow and arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwitches which are world famous. But I need to know what type of permits I need to get , my highschool friends couldn't these question for me and my crew are all gamblers , they only know about betting and mostly just losing.

I have some references from some heavy made people in DC and Massachusest and even New York Too...

goterps74 - he is a pure a genius
upinya83 - he is a renessance man
jahred - He's Bald , but he's Smart
dr jack- I am Jealous everytime he scratches his brow
thejudge- he is above Brilliant
johnnyblazw - Any fool would be a Fool not to listen to him over a cup of coffee.

Boys , these are known playas in the NorthEast, Cali , Texass, Nortwest and Miami they all vouch for me , if anyone can get me the permits under the table , I will make sure you are taking care of at the park for life, free passes , tickets to the rides and free food for everyone

Im interested in hearing your replies
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:35 PM
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I forgot I have one more reference

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Old 03-24-2007, 07:37 PM
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:39 PM
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