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Old 04-03-2007, 06:53 PM
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Keith Richards Snorted His Father !!

Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'


LONDON (AP) -- Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:37 PM
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that's pretty common in his culture...
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:04 PM
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that's pretty common in his culture...
snorting ashes
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:21 PM
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just read this too, did you see the picture of him, guy looks like hes dead and he put on a mask.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:06 AM
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just read this too, did you see the picture of him, guy looks like hes dead and he put on a mask.
LOL--he's looked that way for 20 years.
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Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:09 AM
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that's one messed up dude.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:56 AM
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snorting ashes
Absolutely, along with sticking metal objects is his butt and mixing his own armpit hair with his chewing tobacco
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It's funny that this story came up when it did because they just played the South Park episode where Cartman drank dead Kenny's ashes thinking it was chocolate milk mix.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:03 AM
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or when cartman gave the one kid who was teasing him chili that had his parents reamins in it as well.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:48 AM
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Now He Has Retracted The Statement

LONDON (AP) -- Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday.
"It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true. File under April Fool's joke," said Bernard Doherty of LD Communications, which represents the Rolling Stones.
Doherty declined to say any more about why Richards made the statement in an interview with NME, a pop music magazine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," the 63-year-old guitarist was quoted as saying.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
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Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:44 PM
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saying its a april fools joke, but i think he did it
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:58 PM
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If it's true, that's pretty messed up
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:47 PM
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LOL--he's looked that way for 20 years.
sorry man, cant say I follow Keith Richards.
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