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Old 10-09-2006, 07:19 AM
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Kinda Funny

Had some fat chick at the bar last night ask me and boy to take her to a hotel and tag team her. It was her 41st birthday and she had just fell off the wagon for alcohol which she was in rehab for in order to be able to see her kids. She walked into the bar carrying a radio( not some Ipod, a freaking battery powered radio)...wacko


Pretty funny stuff...if she was about 50 pounds lighter,I may have done it.


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Old 10-09-2006, 09:51 AM
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:01 AM
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I hope u at least gave her Jaypasco's email address or phone number.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:43 AM
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I hope u at least gave her Jaypasco's email address or phone number.


I did..told her my name was Jay also
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:39 PM
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:26 PM
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Old 10-10-2006, 07:58 AM
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should've banged
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:52 AM
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Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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so how was she?


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Old 10-13-2006, 01:38 AM
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