Kramer Episode : Please and Thank You - whatever happened to those words

[Kramer]

Please and thank you

At a take out restaurant :

“Gimmie a #2 with a Large Coke.”
You got any Donuts? Yeah? Gimmie 2.”
“Large coffee, one egg and cheese.”
What’s missing from all three transactions?

Manners
(may I please have)

Here’s what happened to Kramer tonight

Newman(Kramers friend) calls Kramer :

Kramer and Elaine(Kramers girl)
( both anser the phone both time
(2 phones)


Kramer I need your car in 10 min
to go pick up so and so

Could you at least say the word “please” says Elaine?

Newman says shut up Elaine I’m talking to Kramer

Kramer says no you talking to both of us , we’re both on the phone

Newman hangs up

3 minutes later phones rings Elaine answers :

Kramer its for you

Hello Kramer , I’ve made other arrangements ,
Elaine was rude to me ,

no Newman “says Kramer”
all she asked is if you could say
“please”

use our car
all we ask is a little respect

[Steel]

Went out the window with peoples self respect. No one reaches out anymore and helps for the good of helping. Go smoke a joint and do me another favor. Lose that dudes number he disrespected your girl and most likely he has used you many times before.

[Kramer]

thanks Steel
Its only wed , I start on thursdays-lol
I'm the more consvative type
until I get the doobies and
drinks into me so i kept it quiet

He hasn't really used me as i have used him also,
(To get stuff)

He's my # 2 guy

just the "tone" of conversation i didn't like

Maybe after a doob i'll think of it dif't

It's like if you on an airplane an get a little 1/4 glass of OJ
maybe if you looked at the stewardess name tag ,
and said
hi "Michelle" or whatevr , I'm really thirsty ,
may I "PLEASE" have a full can of orange juice rather than a cup?

would she give you one?

Who knows when the last time a passenger noticed her name/?


I do business all the time , and can't tell you the last time I was
"thanked" for doing some one a favor ...


How about you?

For ex do people say I need you to do this for me ,
or can you please do this for me for me?

[Big Pimpin]

hey kramer


please shut the fuk up...

thank you

[Steel]

Originally Posted by Kramer

thanks Steel
Its only wed , I start on thursdays-lol
I'm the more consvative type
until I get the doobies and
drinks into me so i kept it quiet

He hasn't really used me as i have used him also,
(To get stuff)

He's my # 2 guy

just the "tone" of conversation i didn't like

Maybe after a doob i'll think of it dif't

It's like if you on an airplane an get a little 1/4 glass of OJ
maybe if you looked at the stewardess name tag ,
and said
hi "Michelle" or whatevr , I'm really thirsty ,
may I "PLEASE" have a full can of orange juice rather than a cup?

would she give you one?

Who knows when the last time a passenger noticed her name/?


I do business all the time , and can't tell you the last time I was
"thanked" for doing some one a favor ...


How about you?

For ex do people say I need you to do this for me ,
or can you please do this for me for me?

The older generation does say thank you or please but this new generation is about 50/50. Amazing how much harder I will work for the polite ones. I have had friends who used me but I have no problem burning down bridges. My wife is a gret judge of character. Best of luck Kramer

[dhunter]

woah lay off the weed buddy

[GFootsXtreme]

LOL these types of friends are acting semi-gay, whether they know it or not.

You have a girlfriend which he knows but he calls up and when she answers he ignores her and tells you what he wants.

When he hears something from "the other girlfriend" he gets all crazy jealous that she has a say and hangs up. GAY (or chick-like, but he's a guy so it's gay)

He calls you back and like a whiny little bitch girlfriend says "BOO HOO she was mean to me" (make her go away!)

The dude is gay and doesn't know it. Or is acting that way. Either way tell him you already have a girlfriend. He'll get the picture.

[GFootsXtreme]

Originally Posted by Steel

The older generation does say thank you or please but this new generation is about 50/50. Amazing how much harder I will work for the polite ones. I have had friends who used me but I have no problem burning down bridges. My wife is a gret judge of character. Best of luck Kramer

I agree here.

The new generations are the product of the 60's culture and beyond where all the traditions and expectations of society were turned on their head.

A lot of good things came from that change but unforunately one product is that the flower power hippie folks thought it might be better to raise their kids without any of the discipline they were raised on. Maybe that blank canvas will grow up to be something even more special if they aren't taught all the rigid constructs of a sophisticated society.

Combine that with the shift to where it somehow became OK to have sex with anybody anytime and have single moms getting pregnant by guys who have no interest in being with them...and we have what we've got today.

[Steel]

Another thing that doesn't help is that in todays world it takes two incomes to raise a family. No one is at home for a lot of kids so they end up running wild on the streets. It will be interesting to see what people are like in 100 years. lol

[Kramer]

BP - Made me laugh
X2
Gfoots - lol
Whiny- ype
Steel



Thurs night Doobie - I actually went to his house , visited him man to man'
said we need to discuss or recent situation
what's that he says?

you know , you need my car , you tell my girl to shut up
ok
just chill , brought 2 beers
and drink the beer

ok what you wanna know

i ask him you have a wife , what if i told her to
STFU? in your pressence?
he pausses
I'd give you 1 pass , a warning and say next time get ready for a punch

ok I said we're here sipping a beer
you've had your warning ,
next time is a punch.

or a kick to the Mangos

I If your wife has the car , you only have 1 ,
your girls some where ,
give me a little notice , and ask can i pleas ...

I give u a weeks notice if i need something
he said ok u right

And while you're add it ,
put some gas in the car when you use it
ty

[Steel]

Originally Posted by Kramer

BP - Made me laugh
X2
Gfoots - lol
Whiny- ype
Steel



Thurs night Doobie - I actually went to his house , visited him man to man'
said we need to discuss or recent situation
what's that he says?

you know , you need my car , you tell my girl to shut up
ok
just chill , brought 2 beers
and drink the beer

ok what you wanna know

i ask him you have a wife , what if i told her to
STFU? in your pressence?
he pausses
I'd give you 1 pass , a warning and say next time get ready for a punch

ok I said we're here sipping a beer
you've had your warning ,
next time is a punch.

or a kick to the Mangos

I If your wife has the car , you only have 1 ,
your girls some where ,
give me a little notice , and ask can i pleas ...

I give u a weeks notice if i need something
he said ok u right

And while you're add it ,
put some gas in the car when you use it
ty

Well done Kramer, I would have kicked him in the nuts and called it even. No need to give a chance. lol