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Old 04-05-2007, 10:10 PM
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How do you get the bitch's perfume stink off you so you can go home?
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:12 PM
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sub question:

how do you keep from busting in your pants?
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:16 PM
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spill a beer on your head or just man up and tell the bitch at home to deal with it
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:22 PM
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I've heard gasoline works well. - You know, stop at the gas station on the way home, fill up and =-- wooops....
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:22 PM
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:24 PM
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:26 PM
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Bring your wife with you. that way she will have the same smell. 3 some?
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:01 AM
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bring an extra shirt in car and then lick ur hand and wipe ur face
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:41 AM
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Coffee beans... it really works
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:37 AM
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dont come home that night? lol
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:46 AM
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How do you get the bitch's perfume stink off you so you can go home?
Volunteer to assist in the upcoming shower/bathtub routine scheduled for later that evening.
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I've heard gasoline works well. - You know, stop at the gas station on the way home, fill up and =-- wooops....
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