Laugh Out Loud Funny (at least I thought so)

[Keith]

A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter
asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Jessica have you
ever had any contact with a penis?" The
girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one." St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in
the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, What
seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle
that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jennifer sticks her ass in it."

[xxxFTWxxx]

lol

[jaypasco]

yes, kind of funny

[mrwho]

[Fat Tony]

haha, could see where that was going

[Deck]

punch line was good.