A Laugh Out Loud Joke (don't deny it--you know you did too)

[Keith]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard .
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir,
I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by Keith

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard .
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir,
I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

[skippy]

Honestly.....it wasn't me yelling out "BASTARD"

[Keith]

Originally Posted by skippy

Honestly.....it wasn't me yelling out "BASTARD"

now that is funny as well.