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Old 06-15-2011, 09:32 AM
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Cool Lebron James jokes
Lots of them. Any creative ones you've heard? Would like to get big list and forward to Lebron before next NBA finals as motivation. Lol

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Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:02 AM
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Dont ask Lebron for change for a dollar, he will only give you 3 quarters.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:03 AM
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lebron should play hockey .... they dont play a 4th period in the NHL
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:04 AM
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I bought a Lebron James phone but I never know when someone is calling me because it has no ring
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:05 AM
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Why didn't Lebron James go to college?

Because he never shows up to the finals.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:06 AM
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What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron?

Saturn has rings.
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LeBron and I both woke up this morning without an NBA championship.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:08 AM
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Webster's dictionary's new definition of pointless is LeBron James in the 4th quarter!
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:19 AM
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LeBron James is just like a 7/11 Store. He never closes.
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Old 06-15-2011, 11:44 AM
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if he wanted a ring so badly, he should have stayed in Ohio........ and bought one from Terrell Pryor like everyone did
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:41 PM
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What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:31 PM
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:42 PM
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I downloaded the new Lebron James app but it stopped downloading 3/4 of the way.
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Old 06-15-2011, 05:41 PM
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lebron james is better than michael jordan
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