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Old 10-10-2018, 01:21 PM
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LET THE JOKES BEGIN: Dog Bites Off Dude's Wee-Wee & Testies...

DOG ATTACK: Man, 22, fighting for life in coma after bulldog ‘bites off his PENIS and testicles’ in horror attack

By Jay Akbar
Updated: 10th October 2018, 6:32 pm

A MAN is in a coma after an English Bulldog ripped off his genitals in a horrific attack on Sunday.

Emergency workers found the 22-year-old lying fully clothed in a pool of his own blood in East Lothian.

The dog bit off his penis and testicles in a flat on Haddington's High Street at around 2.30pm.

Paramedics immediately called for back up when they saw the dog also covered in the man's blood.

He was rushed to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary with serious injuries to his groin area.

Police Scotland said they are investigating after "a man suffered serious injuries believed to have been caused by a dog".

A spokesperson added: "Emergency services were called to a property in the High Street area at around 2.30pm.

"A 22-year-old man was taken to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary by the Scottish Ambulance Service."

They said he was later transferred to the Western General Hospital where he remains receiving treatment.

Inquiries into the full circumstances are ongoing and the dog has reportedly been placed in a kennel.

The police have been unable to interview the victim because he is still unconscious.

It is unclear whether the man owned the dog.
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Old 10-10-2018, 04:20 PM
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It was the bulldog's instinctive reaction to doggy-style shenanigans.
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:06 PM
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No more making babies cuz he might have rabies.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:03 AM
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Deep down inside he’s just a wiener dog.
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:22 PM
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Buddy musta ran out of peanut butter.........
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:57 PM
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And now the line I pull out For all these situations

“I said suck the motherfucher, you bitin it, shiiiiiiit”
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:08 PM
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castration by dalmatian
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:44 PM
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philly bird was looking around so some thing to eat but did not find that guys penis and nuts
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:23 PM
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philly bird was looking around so some thing to eat but did not find that guys penis and nuts
if it was a shit sue, philly bird could sue the shit outta it
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:26 PM
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Deep down inside he’s just a wiener dog.
mighta been a cocker spaniel.
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:35 PM
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you can't teach an old dog new tricks so I don't know if it was an old dog
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