Lets Offend Everybody Jokes

[huscroft6]

Prob seen it but 1st time I did, kinda funny,


Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar...

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins ...'once upon a time...'

A southern fairytale begins ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .

[ZoomVT]

Rofl

[Victor]

Good one huscroft6!

[HAMILROCK]

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there’s a Target on every corner!

Q: What do you call a Mexican getting baptised?
A: Bean dip!

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

Q: What’s the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
A: May I push your stool in?

Q: Why do white people like to play hockey?
A: It’s the only way they can beat up something black without being a cop.

[revnecro1273]

what is the difference between a hockey goalie and a french woman?

a hockey goalie changes pads every 3 periods

[mrwho]

Why do alot of black folks dance while at war?

Cause someone yelled "get down"!

[huscroft6]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there’s a Target on every corner!

Q: What do you call a Mexican getting baptised?
A: Bean dip!

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

Q: What’s the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
A: May I push your stool in?

Q: Why do white people like to play hockey?
A: It’s the only way they can beat up something black without being a cop.

LOL

[NFLMAN]

Q. Why are there so many Italian men named Tony?
A. When they shipped them out of Italy, they wrote "TO NY" on their foreheads

Q. How did they stop Obama's kids from jumping up and down on the beds?
A. Put Velcro on the ceiling

Q. How can you tell when you're at a gay barbeque?
A. The hot dogs taste like shit

Q. How can you tell if your lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving

Q. What's the difference between an Indian with a dot on his forehead or a turban?
A. One's a push button, the other's a pull start

[PigSkinTerror13]

A jew goes to the mall with his son. His son asks him, "Dad, can I have 5 dollars?" The dad says, "4 dollars.... what do you need 3 dollars for?"

[PigSkinTerror13]

Why don't Mexicans bar-b-q?

Because the beans fall through the grill.

[huscroft6]

Originally Posted by PigSkinTerror13

Why don't Mexicans bar-b-q?

Because the beans fall through the grill.

lol

[westcoastO]

a baby duck and a baby skunk are born, but shortly after both their moms die.

the baby duck and baby skunk go out looking for food really having no idea what they are or where they are.

they cross paths with each other, and the duck says to the skunk "do you know what I am?"

the skunk replies, "well, you have webbed feet, a bill, you swim and you walk, you must be a duck. by the way, do you have any idea what I am?"

the duck looks at the baby skunk for a couple of seconds and replies "well, you're half black, half white and you smell like shit. you must be a puerto rican"

[westcoastO]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because every Mexican who can run, jump and swim is already in the United States

[westcoastO]

What is the best part about getting a blow job from an Ethiopian chick?

You are 100% sure she'll swallow

[PigSkinTerror13]

Originally Posted by westcoastO

a baby duck and a baby skunk are born, but shortly after both their moms die.

the baby duck and baby skunk go out looking for food really having no idea what they are or where they are.

they cross paths with each other, and the duck says to the skunk "do you know what I am?"

the skunk replies, "well, you have webbed feet, a bill, you swim and you walk, you must be a duck. by the way, do you have any idea what I am?"

the duck looks at the baby skunk for a couple of seconds and replies "well, you're half black, half white and you smell like shit. you must be a puerto rican"

LMFAO