Locked in a coffin - not good!

[Dr. Jack]

ALMATY (Reuters) - Burglars in Kazakhstan locked a funeral parlor employee in a coffin and kept him there unconscious while rummaging for cash in the shop.

Serik Sarsenbayev said he was on his own late at night when two masked burglars burst into the parlor and beat him until he fainted.

The thieves then nailed him into a wooden coffin and carried on their search for a money safe, he told Reuters by telephone from the steppe town of Temirtau.

He was later freed by the driver of the parlor's hearse.

The thieves made away with the equivalent of $23,000 and remain at large, the daily Express K reported.

[Romanowski]

LMAO...Borat

[Victor]

Reminds me of a story my brother told me awhile back. He was on patrol and got a call that a burglar alarm went off at a funeral home. When him and his partner got to the funeral home they saw where someone had broke a window out and entered. So there they go right through the same window and it was pitch dark inside. They had heard something when they got in and turned on there flashlights. After walking around inside and not seeing anyone (Alive) they decided to check inside the coffins. It was about the fourth coffin they looked in and there was this guy lying there acting like he was dead. My brother poked him in the stomach with his flashlight and the guy jumped up and scared the hell out of him and his partner. lol

[Kramer]

$23,000 ?

Cash or cheques ...?