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Old 01-14-2012, 03:52 PM
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The baby is doing well at 5 weeks old and you guys well know that i gotta wait 6 weeks until I can get laid again.. 5 days left... been counting down all along.. Man this is the longest 6 weeks ever guys!
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Old 01-14-2012, 03:57 PM
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Hopefully your wife is finding other ways to help you out... Her gynecologist may have said 6 weeks, but I bet her dentist didn't...
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Old 01-14-2012, 04:00 PM
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Hopefully your wife is finding other ways to help you out... Her gynecologist may have said 6 weeks, but I bet her dentist didn't...
I am not going to lie but I have receieved one BJ this entire time . I was at the neighbors party for new years getting oiled, and my wife said if I made it home before the ball drops then she would give me a BJ. I made it home at 11:59 and 30 seconds left.. HAHA. I got my BJ.. I don't even know if i know how to screw anymore dude.. It has been longer than 8 weeks because she was on full bed rest and the doc cut me off before the delivery
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Old 01-14-2012, 04:51 PM
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Congrat's on the newborn! I just became an uncle recently and as ondering why my brother in law was walking around like he'd spent the day horseback riding. I just put two and two together, and am currently lmao.
6 weeks? screw the dentist, what's the proctologist say?
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:18 PM
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CONGRATS ON THE BABYAND GOOD LUCK !YOU HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO LOL AND BY THE WAY YOUR SEX LIFE IS OVER NOWITS ALL ABOUT THE KIDS NOW ,ITS ALL RIGHT,YOU JUST START DRINKING MORE AND GAMBLING MORE
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Old 01-16-2012, 09:22 AM
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dude, relax, 6 weeks is nothin when it's due to your wife's health. true love is more than just sex.
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