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09-19-2006, 03:59 PM
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A loving husband
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." 
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#2
09-19-2006, 04:06 PM
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dude your jokes suck
Last edited by jaypasco; 09-19-2006 at 04:12 PM.
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09-19-2006, 04:14 PM
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#4
09-20-2006, 03:20 PM
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Why don't ya go start another "shave my balls" gay ass thread
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#5
09-20-2006, 03:25 PM
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you dont shave your balls
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#6
09-20-2006, 06:22 PM
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No, the wife likes to use the hair as dental floss. 
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#7
09-20-2006, 06:57 PM
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lol
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