mall poster tips volume 1

[CorkJuice]

for the lush poster:

please refrain from posting when shitfaced drunk, it is easy to point out and outright embarrassing to some of the mall toursits who come to visitt and have to sift through these posts, it looks even worse when you come back the next day and dont even know what happened.

for the emotional poster:

take a deep breath and count to 10, it is never advisable to display emotion in print, it comes off wrong everytime, and while we have passionate posters sometimes you have to curb your emotions before hitting the submit button, it just makes you look like you have serious issues, when in fact you may just be a little riled up

for the lying poster:

you dont have to lie to kick it, remember you are special and and we can accept that,, you dont have act as though you bet or win more than you actually do,, you dont have to be a pro this or that,, or know any sports celebritys to be respected,, you dont have to chat with other posters on the side, or remind viewers over and over and over that you have many friends at the mall, cause even if its true, viewers do not care,,

for the gay poster:

we only have one that has come out of the closet, knob gobbler, so we really hope this breaks the ice and some of the posters we all have suspected for a long time,, can feel comfortable coming clean,, we will not ttreat you different or exclude you from any mall activities, and this should really build a tight relationship between you folks and mr. Knob,, who is in desperate need of someone he can relate to,,

if anyone can add some poster tips to this volume 1 edition I would appreciate it, with nfl season around the corner the mall gets a little wild n crazy and these tips will assuredly save at least one poster from the inevitable mike matesow type blow up

[Seanie Mac]

good posting

[ETownChron]

good shit man.

[Romanowski]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

for the lush poster:

please refrain from posting when shitfaced drunk, it is easy to point out and outright embarrassing to some of the mall toursits who come to visitt and have to sift through these posts, it looks even worse when you come back the next day and dont even know what happened.

for the emotional poster:

take a deep breath and count to 10, it is never advisable to display emotion in print, it comes off wrong everytime, and while we have passionate posters sometimes you have to curb your emotions before hitting the submit button, it just makes you look like you have serious issues, when in fact you may just be a little riled up

for the lying poster:

you dont have to lie to kick it, remember you are special and and we can accept that,, you dont have act as though you bet or win more than you actually do,, you dont have to be a pro this or that,, or know any sports celebritys to be respected,, you dont have to chat with other posters on the side, or remind viewers over and over and over that you have many friends at the mall, cause even if its true, viewers do not care,,

for the gay poster:

we only have one that has come out of the closet, knob gobbler, so we really hope this breaks the ice and some of the posters we all have suspected for a long time,, can feel comfortable coming clean,, we will not ttreat you different or exclude you from any mall activities, and this should really build a tight relationship between you folks and mr. Knob,, who is in desperate need of someone he can relate to,,

if anyone can add some poster tips to this volume 1 edition I would appreciate it, with nfl season around the corner the mall gets a little wild n crazy and these tips will assuredly save at least one poster from the inevitable mike matesow type blow up

do not do this

simply say Cork:....

[Big Pimpin]

very nice post...true from the heart and oh so touching

[Bobtheicon]

I'm sorry

[jaypasco]

preety original..........

[Gobbler's Knob]

I would hate to be that knob gobbler guy.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

for the gay poster:

we only have one that has come out of the closet, knob gobbler, so we really hope this breaks the ice and some of the posters we all have suspected for a long time,, can feel comfortable coming clean,, we will not ttreat you different or exclude you from any mall activities, and this should really build a tight relationship between you folks and mr. Knob,, who is in desperate need of someone he can relate to

Pretty sure that Big Pimpin has also admitted to the alternate "life style".

[Big Pimpin]

Originally Posted by The Judge

Pretty sure that Big Pimpin has also admitted to the alternate "life style".

shhhhhhhh

[goterps74]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

for the lush poster:

please refrain from posting when shitfaced drunk, it is easy to point out and outright embarrassing to some of the mall toursits who come to visitt and have to sift through these posts, it looks even worse when you come back the next day and dont even know what happened.

for the emotional poster:

take a deep breath and count to 10, it is never advisable to display emotion in print, it comes off wrong everytime, and while we have passionate posters sometimes you have to curb your emotions before hitting the submit button, it just makes you look like you have serious issues, when in fact you may just be a little riled up

for the lying poster:

you dont have to lie to kick it, remember you are special and and we can accept that,, you dont have act as though you bet or win more than you actually do,, you dont have to be a pro this or that,, or know any sports celebritys to be respected,, you dont have to chat with other posters on the side, or remind viewers over and over and over that you have many friends at the mall, cause even if its true, viewers do not care,,

for the gay poster:

we only have one that has come out of the closet, knob gobbler, so we really hope this breaks the ice and some of the posters we all have suspected for a long time,, can feel comfortable coming clean,, we will not ttreat you different or exclude you from any mall activities, and this should really build a tight relationship between you folks and mr. Knob,, who is in desperate need of someone he can relate to,,

if anyone can add some poster tips to this volume 1 edition I would appreciate it, with nfl season around the corner the mall gets a little wild n crazy and these tips will assuredly save at least one poster from the inevitable mike matesow type blow up

thanks, your my hero.