Man Caught Masturbating To SI Swimsuit Issue In Walmart

[Mastamind]

Man Caught Masturbating To SI Swimsuit Issue In Walmart, Wipes Hand Off On Toys

by Dan Fogarty | 4:00 pm, September 15th, 2010
Good Lord. William Tyler Black, a 28-year-old substitute teacher from Florida, was arrested by Sarasota police after walking into a Walmart, picking up a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine section, and proceeding to masturbate in the store’s toy aisle “to completion.”

It gets grosser. Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor,” according to a store employee. The toy was a lightsaber, in case you were wondering.

Black then threw the magazine behind a shelf and walked to the front of the store like he didn’t just masturbate openly in the toy section. When police asked him what the hell he was doing, he told them he was there, “shopping for a toy for his daughter.”

Black was charged with battery on a child, since a “reasonable person would believe that a child would come in contact with the fluid on the toy being that it was left in the toy aisle of the store.”

[dave nz]

Havn't seen rev for a day or two......

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by dave nz

Havn't seen rev for a day or two......

LOL...when i saw the title of this thread i first thought of myself

[dhunter]

Originally Posted by revnecro1273

LOL...when i saw the title of this thread i first thought of myself

SI is too american though.

[LordCC]

Hmmmm, could it be? Might be? Ummmmm, nah it can't be who I am thinking of lol.

[Chris46139]

What kind of store has a magazine that comes out in February still on its shelves, stores fault if you ask me

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

rev would be more likely to whack it to a NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC or Yellow TAIL

[secondbase]

no way
this did not happen - fiction , right ?

[Fishhead]

WOW, interesting.

[smet9772]

I thought this kind of thing was frowned upon. My bad guys

[Dr. Jack]

F'n Walmart

[grzftbl]

Originally Posted by Dr. Jack

F'n Walmart

lmao

[snapdad]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first walked in that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've been in a lot of stores, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

[Bobtheicon]

Originally Posted by snapdad

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first walked in that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've been in a lot of stores, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

By Mennen... (Co-Stanza)

[snapdad]

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

By Mennen... (Co-Stanza)