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11-30-2010, 10:20 PM
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Man Ejaculates During TSA Pat-Down
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest. Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : Dead Serious News
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11-30-2010, 10:22 PM
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Maybe skippy is alive afterall??
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11-30-2010, 10:37 PM
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Probably not a coincidence that the man's name is "Cummings".
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11-30-2010, 10:41 PM
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i don't trust the veracity of that story. The mainstream news media would have it if it was true.
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11-30-2010, 10:45 PM
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12-01-2010, 12:44 AM
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12-01-2010, 12:45 AM
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About : Dead Serious News
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12-01-2010, 12:59 AM
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thought this was just frowned upon, not illegal
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12-01-2010, 01:19 AM
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12-01-2010, 02:17 AM
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12-01-2010, 04:49 AM
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katie couric didnt report this
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12-01-2010, 06:31 AM
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12-01-2010, 09:03 AM
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...u knew it waz cummin'...
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12-01-2010, 10:36 AM
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If true, who in their right mind would keep groping someone's junk after the flag was raised? Got what was....you know.
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12-01-2010, 10:50 AM
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