Man microwaves severed penis at mini-mart...

[bcbadgalz]

Talk about a freak...


2/23/06 KDKA Pittsburgh
McKeesport KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

“I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,” said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. “It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.”

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.

[jaypasco]

basement

[bcbadgalz]

Thank God jaypasco...I was worried your woman turned on you bud.
Had some freak do her dirty work.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by bcbadgalz

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

Hopefully? Oh my God!

[Deck]

Poor guy wonder what happened. I wil keep looking for updates.

[bcbadgalz]

Someone got hurt real bad, thats a certainty...Anyone seen big pimpin in here today ?

[TigerCat_Tania]

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

Sarcasm... a woman wrote the story that I am sure of...

[bcbadgalz]

I saw a brother getting interviewed on 11 PM news last night, when asked how he felt about the incident he said,
"I sho lost my appetite for hotdogs and will be eating at home tonight."

LMAO

[bcbadgalz]

Originally Posted by TigerCat_Tania

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

Sarcasm... a woman wrote the story that I am sure of...

NICE !

[skippy]

Originally Posted by bcbadgalz

Talk about a freak...


2/23/06 KDKA Pittsburgh
McKeesport KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

“I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,” said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. “It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.”

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.

This is such a sad sad story. He must have low self esteem.

First of all, he goes to a MINI-mart.
Then he wants to MICRO-wave the body part.

Perhaps he should have gone to a MAXI-mart to have it MACRO-waved.

P.S. Note the use of the color RED for effect

[The Judge]

Am I the only one struck by the fact that this freak was microwaving a penis? I do not even want to consider what he was planning to do with it once it was warmed up!

[Deck]

mustard and relish come to mind for him I am sure.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by Deck

mustard and relish come to mind for him I am sure.

[Deck]

Judge,

I don't think we have really talked bro. We are running main street now pretty sweet huh? lol

Can i be the excutioner while you are the judge?

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by Deck

Can i be the excutioner while you are the judge?

Sure Deck, I have never really been known as a "hanging judge".

BTW, I'm sure we will get to know each other very quickly here on Main Street but I don't think that this is the appropriate thread for pleasantries.