Match the CM Poster to the ODD job

[Ron Mexico]

This is a list of the top 20 oddest jobs.

Match which Cappersmall poster would be best suited for the job.

1. Breath odor evaluator
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What They Do: Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath "insulted" with strong scents, like garlic or coffee. They rate the breath on a scale from one to nine, one being the worst. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating.

2. Diener
Hiring Now: Diener Jobs / Mortuary Jobs
What They Do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals.

3. Ribbon Candy Puller
Hiring Now: Candy Factory Jobs
What They Do: After a heated combination of sugar, corn syrup, water and coloring agent has cooled, batches of different colors are laid out side by side. Someone then pulls the candy thin until it's about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy.

4. Ocularist
Hiring Now: Optician Office Jobs
What They Do: In short, they paint artificial eyes. It sounds easier than it is, since as with real eyes, no two are exactly the same.

5. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker
What They Do: Create underwear that protect against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells.

6. Beer Tester
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What They Do:Taste -- and spit out -- beer all day to approve new and existing flavors.

7. Crack Filler
Hiring Now: Grounds Maintenance Jobs
What They Do: Using a silicone sealant, they repair the wear and tear inflicted on monumental structures, like Mount Rushmore.

8. Ball Tester
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What They Do: Assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability.

9. Video Game Tester
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What They Do: For eight hours a day, five days a week, a group of males and females of all ages play video games. They repeat levels, games and characters, looking for any bugs and/or glitches in the software.

10. Tampon Tester
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What They Do: Check all sizes of tampons for absorbency and cord strength in accordance with FDA standards. Most testers check up to 125 pieces per day.

11. Gold Reclaimer
What They Do: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which is then re-sold to jewelers.

12. Dog Sniffer
Hiring Now: Veterinarian Office Jobs
What They Do: Once a week, they analyze the odor of dog's breath to test the effect of their diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying.

13. Potato Chip Inspector
Hiring Now: Food Inspector Jobs
What They Do: Search for over-cooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line.

14. Porta-Potty Servicer
Hiring Now: Sanitation Jobs
What They Do:Like regular restrooms, portable toilets need maintenance, too. Once a week, service workers clean these single-stall facilities to achieve certain standards of sanitation.

15. Barbie Dress Designer
Hiring Now: Toy Company Jobs
What They Do: Fashion designers at Mattel Toys, the company behind Barbie, create hundreds of new styles for Barbie and her ever-expanding entourage.

16. Wax Figure Maker
What They Do: Mold wax to create figures, often for, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition.

17. Safe Cracker
Hiring Now: Locksmith Jobs
What They Do: When combinations are lost or forgotten, safe crackers use their ears and fingers to open the safe.

18. Wig Maker
What They Do: Put simply, they make wigs, but the process is anything but simple. First, wig makers create a plastic model of the wearer's head and hairline, and then they transfer the mold onto a padded canvas similar to the client's general head size, covering it with wig lace. Using a needle, they knot and pull thousands of hairs, one by one, through the mesh cap. Once all the hairs are in place, the wig is styled to the wearer's preference.

19. Paper Towel Sniffer
Hiring Now: Tester Jobs
What they do: Paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent.

20. Foley Artist
What they do: Use whatever they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sound effects in films, like heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors.

[Ron Mexico]

15 is OBV Skippy

Who ever has job #1, Revco would make him puke with the coffee/cig morning breath.

[Yankee23]

I like to taste beer and then fill cracks

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Yankee23

I like to taste beer and then fill cracks

Only problem is you have to spit it out.

It would be great to be able to drink the beer then test video games all day.

[Ron Mexico]

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[RanPicks]

10 has to be Body Count or maybe dogpick

[Ron Mexico]

5. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker
What They Do: Create underwear that protect against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells.

This would have to be a chick. All guys love the smell of their farts

[Windy City Irish]

18 wig maker.......jaypasco...dude needs all the help he can get up top

15 barbie dress designer.....obv catdaddy

13 potato chip inspector....duh, me

[Ron Mexico]

Guzzi would be the only one I could see being a dog sniffer

[T100]

#5 Has to be Rev/rio the korean internet cafe stalker

This job would make anyone hate on the world the way he do, but with the upgrade to the site we may never have the pleasure of his company again

[WildKat]

I've never once seen any of these jobs in the classifieds or career builder.

[JDSilk]

UVA guy is a professional faggot