meeting these 3 clown posters last night

Romanowski · #1 03-04-2007, 09:37 PM

Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.

Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.

We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno shite, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National" and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was:

” It is all business JJ””

I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him

“hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business”

I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do not know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say fukk this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.

This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me

” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.”

It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a fukk how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him

“hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes.

I am saying under my breathe “who gives a fukjk, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!

Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut of them all. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.

Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and shite and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???

Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.

Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!

No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.

Romanowski · #2 03-04-2007, 09:40 PM

What was strange about this Mjulian guy was out of the blue he just shout out "all rise" in some deep opera voice and he was not joking or anything. He was really serious when he did this and he blew my chance with this chunky chick that I think I could of nailed in the bathroom. I was sitting right next to him and the chick thought we were weirdos and she left and all along I was a victim just by chance sitting next to him. I would try to pretend I did not know him but it was tooo late.

I really beleive there is something wrong with this guy. Man where I am from it is not normal to just yell something out for no reason.

Who the fuk really knows what was on his mind.

I am glad I am home

Ron Mexico · #3 03-04-2007, 09:47 PM

Nice cut'n paste!!!

Ron Mexico · #4 03-04-2007, 09:48 PM

I need real names!!!

BigFratDaddy · #5 03-04-2007, 11:15 PM

wtf is goin on in this post?

sportsfan · #6 03-05-2007, 02:58 AM

JJ should write a book these are great, keep em' commin.

I like the gun guy he sounds like me when I first turned 18. Mobile web guy was lame that paragraph should have been left out.

upinya83 · #7 03-05-2007, 07:09 AM

a legend

guzzi · #8 03-05-2007, 08:45 AM

report...

3PtShooter · #9 03-05-2007, 10:48 AM

kept my interest

Windy City Irish · #10 03-05-2007, 04:39 PM

good read, but I have to meet G Hoopin in a few days and now sweating it.....lol...kidding G

bambino66 · #11 03-05-2007, 06:01 PM

BINGO!!! Thats the one I was referring to in the other post.....CLASSIC....

I think the all time classic is Beantown and the stolen lawnmower, I still die laughing to this day when I read that one....