Mexico Cancels All of Arizona's Piñata Orders

[HAMILROCK]

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

MEXICO CITY - The president of Mexico, El Presidente Nacho Winslow has stated on CNN Mexico that he has issued a presidential mandate, (El PM Numero 3209) which states in English as well as in Spanish that effective immediately all piñata orders coming from Arizona will be cancelled.

If the piñata order has been pre-paid the money will be turned over to The Casa For Retired Bullfighters in Tijuana, Mexico.

President Winslow was asked by Juanito Huaraches, a reporter for The Nuevo Laredo Daily Peso newspaper if returning the piñata money wouldn't be the fair thing to do.

The president paused for a moment and asked the reporter to come up to the podium. Senor Huaraches did. As soon as he got within six feet of the president, three of his secret service agents pounced on Huarches and within two seconds had handcuffed him and were leading him away to a waiting squad car.

President Winslow then asked the assembled news media if any of them had any more dumb, stupid-ass questions.

No one said a word.

"Fine. Dat ease what I thought" the president said. "I jussed want ebryone to know dat dees freedum of dee press and free speesh bull crapola duz not fly wiff me."

He went on to say that this is not the United States, and that if anyone has any ideas, thoughts, beliefs, or values dat do not agree wiff his den dat person has dee right to get his ass out of Dodge (Mexico) and move to Guatemala, Belgium, Laos, or East Los Angeles.

SIDENOTE: President Winslow was asked if his country intends to sell any maracas to Arizona. He replied that the allotment of maracas that was to have gone to Arizona is instead going to Kenya where they will be used as sex toys for very fat husbandless Kenyan women.

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

only people ordering them were prob mexicans and swingers. way to make a stand Mexico

[Bozzie]

ha.... mexico is the most corrupt country in the world right now.
They had oil, tourism, the money sent back from mexicans living the the US and drugs as the life body of the economy... Now oil sucks, tourism is down 90 percent and mexicans living in the us are sending back less money... That leaves drugs.. the government is totally involved in the making and distribution of drugs on a few levels in mexico..

i wouldn't dream of spending any time in mexico.
That place is fuked up and it's only going to get worse.


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[The Judge]

El Presidente Nacho Winslow

[FalconFreak]

no way this is true...and if so oh better not dont want to be in trouble

[Mendoza Line]

I didn't realize that Nacho Winslow was El Presidente now; I thought it was still Julio Taco.

[LordCC]

Interesting, this world of ours is getting very interesting these days.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by FalconFreak

no way this is true...and if so oh better not dont want to be in trouble

Uhhhh, for starters, the current President of Mexico is Felipe Calderon so you're probably on the right track. ..

[rmaciasl]

no words

[Mendoza Line]

Everyone should realize that Hamil is posting joke news stories, a la The Onion.

They are all in fun.

Can you smell what the Hamilrock is cookin'?!?!??!!

[HAMILROCK]

all joke stories, I find them very entertaining...

[Ron Mexico]

Hope they dont ban Tacos

[HAMILROCK]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Hope they dont ban Tacos

only fish tacos