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Old 11-10-2007, 11:52 AM
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A: The Miami Dolphins


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A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."



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A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Miami Police Officer.




Q: Where do you go in Miami in case of a tornado?

A: To Dolphin Stadium- they never get a touchdown there.




Q: What do you call a new Dolphin with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Dolphins and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.



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A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 11-10-2007, 12:04 PM
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:05 PM
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i like the last one lol
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:08 PM
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lol. like all your posts.
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 11-10-2007, 12:15 PM
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good!
(but probably an original stole from philadelphia eagles) LOL
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