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Old 07-23-2009, 10:19 AM
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Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since
Macaully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

I heard McDonald's is coming out with the new
"McJackson burger". It's 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Because Jackson 's body was 95% plastic, he will
be melted down and turned
into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ's death
could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God
asked her what he could
do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah
asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe.
Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.


MJ's dying wish was to be melted down and turned
into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich
white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family.
Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours
of this morning!

Michael Jackson's last words: "Take me to the
Children's Hospital!"

What was Michael Jackson's last hit? The floor!
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:21 AM
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too soon
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:24 AM
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RIP King of Pop, Keith is just cruel
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:25 AM
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obv racism going on here

keith racist toward the white man
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:25 AM
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obv racism going on here

keith racist toward the white man
LMAO
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:28 AM
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obv racism going on here

keith racist toward the white man
no justice no peace.
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Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:32 AM
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:41 AM
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he died? who gives a fuk
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:42 AM
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he died? who gives a fuk
lol @ BP acting like he doesn't care. We know you cry at night listening to the song Beat It
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:45 AM
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he usually cries after "beat it"
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:49 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0JOl...layer_embedded
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:05 PM
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Michael Jackson wll always be with us..he is not biodegradeable

Michael Jackson died eating a 5 year olds weiner
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:07 PM
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Michael Jacksons death has been ruled a suicde..Docs told him the only way he could get whiter was if he died

MJ had a stroke ..in the Childrens Ward
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:33 PM
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i agree.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:59 PM
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would love to see him die again
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