Microsoft just called

[Gobbler's Knob]

Indian guy says my computer has been sending out error reports and they can fix it. Thank god they called, I gave them my credit card number right away and told them to do whatever they need to do to rectify the situation. It was so nice of them to let me know. There are still some good people in this world folks

[bigsportsguy2006]

nice gobb ... give them my number too if you dont mind.

class act here

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by bigsportsguy2006

nice gobb ... give them my number too if you dont mind.

class act here

Will do my friend. Can you imagine they didn't call and I went 5 or 10 years without knowing about it?? Scary.

[bigsportsguy2006]

i know man ... this is exactly why microsoft is so much better than apple. i have had my ipod for 5 years and i still havent gotten a call like this to upgrade or contain viruses. jerks.

glad you jumped on this one quickly

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by bigsportsguy2006

i know man ... this is exactly why microsoft is so much better than apple. i have had my ipod for 5 years and i still havent gotten a call like this to upgrade or contain viruses. jerks.

glad you jumped on this one quickly

My friend tried to tell me it's not microsoft and it's a scam. Who would do such a thing ? If you can't trust some guy on the phone who barely speaks english, refuses to say the name of the company he actually works for and wants all your personal information, who can you trust?

[GamblingMike]

Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob

My friend tried to tell me it's not microsoft and it's a scam. Who would do such a thing ? If you can't trust some guy on the phone who barely speaks english, refuses to say the name of the company he actually works for and wants all your personal information, who can you trust?

Exaxtly, right?! Too much paranoia in this world!

[truegrinder]

this is hilarious.. damn bastards...

[Ricky Tan]

give me your reward points and i will make them do incredible things

[JRSPATS]

I just got a call from some nice people in Africa, they told me that their records were showing that I won a lottery and their was $500,000 waiting for me, all I had to do was wire them $2500 for processing fees, I just wired the $$$ to these nice people and now I'm just waiting for my winnings to show up. Just goes to show their's still some nice people in this world.

[cali]

Originally Posted by JRSPATS

I just got a call from some nice people in Africa, they told me that their records were showing that I won a lottery and their was $500,000 waiting for me, all I had to do was wire them $2500 for processing fees, I just wired the $$$ to these nice people and now I'm just waiting for my winnings to show up. Just goes to show their's still some nice people in this world.

Could ask them about the inheritance I was to receive from my long lost relative? I believe he was a Nigerian Prince. I am still waiting on the transfer to my account. Thanks.

[SPARK]

Congrats gobb


There are some great people in this world, You just have to find them.

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by JRSPATS

I just got a call from some nice people in Africa, they told me that their records were showing that I won a lottery and their was $500,000 waiting for me, all I had to do was wire them $2500 for processing fees, I just wired the $$$ to these nice people and now I'm just waiting for my winnings to show up. Just goes to show their's still some nice people in this world.

Congrats man that's awesome.

[markd]

Fuk it my turn to be a nice guy.
for 250 reward point's I'll teach you guy's how to add 4" to your pecker's, overnight

[JRSPATS]

Originally Posted by markd

Fuk it my turn to be a nice guy.
for 250 reward point's I'll teach you guy's how to add 4" to your pecker's, overnight

I was just about to donate 250 points when I decided I would try to figure it out on my own, after some work I finally figured out the secret.

[bigsportsguy2006]

MY LUCKY DAY IS HERE!!! thanks gobb for sharing your info .. wanted to share this with you fellas too ... check this email i got today.. $16 MILLION BUCKS BABY ... fuk yesssssssssss. peace out all you cappersmall fuk faces, today is my lucky day, im moving up in the world

Attn,


Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and if it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.


I am Mr Felix Bode,The Chairman, Contract Awarding committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES ( ECOWAS)with Headquarters in Lome, Togo.


I got your contact through Network on line in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction that involves a transfer of fund to a foreign account and I decided to write you.


After discussing my view and your profile with my colleagues,they were very much satisfied and decided to contact you immediately for this mutual business relationship.We wish to transfer the sum of USD16m (Sixteen Million United States Dollars only.)into your personal or company`s bank account.


This fund was a residue of the over invoiced contract bills awarded by us for the supply of hard/softwares,phamaceauticals/medical items,light and heavy duty vehicles, apperals and other administrative logistics etc for the ECOMOG in Sierria-Leone and Liberia during the Peace Keeping Projects.


This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully protected with all the attendant lope holes sealed off.As the Chairman of CAC,I have the cooperation and mandate of the Financial Director and the Secretary of the Organisation.We arranged and over invoiced the contract funds supplied by different companies from different countries during the crisis.


It was our consensus to seek the assistance of a willing foreigner to provide us with the facilities to transfer this money out of West Africa.This is borne out of our beleif in the non-stable and sporous political nature of this sub-region.


The original contractors have been duely paid by the Banque Centrale Des Etats De L`Afrique De L`Ouest (Central Bank of the West African States)through our bankers-INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA)UNION TOGOLAISE DE BANQUE(UTB),ECO BANK,BTCI BANK LOME TOGO.


This balance is suspended in the escrow accounts awaiting claims by any foreign company of our choice.We intend to pay out this fund now as the organisation is winding up its activities since the aim of returning PEACE to the countries and the coast has been achieved.


Based on the laws and ethics of employment,we as civil servants working under this organisation, are not allowed to operate a foreign account.


This is the more reason why we needed your assistance to provide an account that can sustain this fund for safe keeping and our future investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and partnership in your country.


It is however agreed,as the account owner in this deal to allow you 30% of the entire sum as compensation, 65% will be held on trust for us while 5% will be usedto defray any incidental charges and cost during the course of the transaction.


This transaction will be successfully concluded within 14 days if you accord us your unalloyed and due cooperation.You should provide the followings;


YOUR COMPANY`S NAME WITH COMPLETE ADDRESS,
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.(if available)
THE NAME OF YOUR BANK,ITS ADDRESS WITH TEL,FAX AND YOUR
ACCOUNT NUMBER, THE COMPLETE MAILING ADRRESS OF THE BENEFICIARY WITH TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.


Upon the receipt of this informations,i will forward them to the organisation for ratification and subsequent payment.


As with the case of all organised (sensitive)and conspired DEALS,we solicit for your unreserved confidentiality and utmost secret in this business. We hope to retire peacefully and leave a honourable business life afterwards.There are no risks involved.


You can reach me through my private phone +***-******* for more details.


Thanks while i look forward to your positive reply.Please reply back to me on my private email id if you are interested <email removed so you fukers dont try to get some of my $$$>

With regards.
Mr Felix Bode